I made Vlog II mainly because I realized I was talking about cleaning the basement but no one saw my horrendous stack of unrecycled boxes so I really...needed the world to see that. It's another minute of me showing that despite all the years together my hand and I have no chemistry whatsoever, followed by a shoutout to evilzug, The Slinky One staring at ( Read more... )

I'd planned to do this for a while, but even I'm shocked I finally pulled it off. Behold, my New Year's tangent.

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Even though every FM radio station in New York ceased playing Christmas music--and The Hanukkah Song--at the stroke of midnight Thursday, it's still Christmas for like, 9 more days. And that is the story I'm sticking to in order to show you my lovely collection of musical holiday time pieces.

I've mentioned my Christmas Tree Watch that plays the ( Read more... )

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Because dammit, no one ever throws confetti when I use the toilet.

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I am usually late for things on account of being scatterbrained and/or ill. Yesterday was no diferent, and so by the time I got to So You Think You Can Dance?, Cat Deeley (the host) was already talking. I asked if there was a group dance.

"Yeah, it wasn't great, it was like Thriller or something," I was told. By people who live with me every ( Read more... )

Sadly, I have not seen any of the Rat Pack movies. I mean, I love their music, why can't I sit myself down and watch even the original Ocean's 11 that I've had on tape since the week TCM played all the Frank Sinatra movies? I don't know the answer to that question, and I don't know why I never heard this song before.

I know shootings are bad. I ( Read more... )