A week's worth of edgy drama!
Last weekend, The Puppy began to remove the bandage from her leg. She might have had the right idea, as the previously-bandaged foot is noticeably smaller than the other foot. I remember reading that geisha would bind their feet to keep them small, but I never really believed that worked.
I have been instructed to pull my puppy's leg 20 times a day until she regains movement in it. I don't think telling her lies is working. HAHA. *ahem* Also, be careful what you say, kids, because wacky stuff like this could happen.
I just want to state for the record that whatever The Spider says, The Puppy is not crippled. She's on her fourth day of bandage-free therapy, and since antibiotics have worn off she's been running and jumping and playing...on three legs, but I'm sure she'll realize she can use the left one any day now.