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[monkey0science]

I'm so very happy that God finds me so amusing.

I'm even happier that so few people have any kind of respect for my plans.

::smashes head on desk repeatedly, buys new desk, repeats process::

Comments

[spazzychic]

You know, now that you're in line, please don't kill the other audience members. I am sure the police won't let you stay for the film with the survivors before they haul you off.