Hours of pointless fun The butt shake is great! Check out the other pages. The Airport announcements on page one is funny too. I have something to keep me busy for a long time.

Talked to Suzanne last Friday to ask her if she'd be working on Thursday because we had darts up at the bar she's working at and I wanted to give her her birthday present. Turns out someone broke into her house earlier that day. That sucks. She was gone for 2 hrs at school. They took their TV, DVD, computer, jewelry, camera, went through their ( Read more... )

My "fans" page doesn't seem to update to often. I know people have added me to their friend's list but I don't know when, and some I don't even know how they know/found me. I wonder who has dropped me from their list and it hasn't posted on here yet.

We were thinking about having a Coen-a-thon at our house. Everyone will be sitting around watching The Big Lebowski in bowling shirts and drinking Caucasians. Whoever finds the pinky toe in the BBQ sauce wins a free suitcase of dirty underwear!
The Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator!

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Cool Porn Posters from the 60's and 70's

A Coloring Book
for the Not Quite Criminally Insane

Toothpaste for dinner

The World of Froud
I have a couple of his books.

Open the Duir

Action shots of DukeI'm bored. I need help. It feels later than it is. I'm ready to make dinner and I haven't even had lunch yet. Does anyone actually read my journal ( Read more... )

The last couple of days have been miserable. The steroid shot and antihistamines didn't work. If anything the shot made things worse. I woke Friday with my eyelids (top and bottom), bridge of my nose, and into my cheeks and forehead were completely swollen, raw and red. Bright red, like a bad strawberry birthmark. I looked like a rabid raccoon. ( Read more... )

Does your cow have Mad Cow Disease?

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Weiner dog Racing!
Each race is different.

Don't forget to feed the 2 headed weiner dog and watch the movie while you're there.