*an adorable widdle baby bunny wabbit has apparently hit the "talk" switch, and all you can hear is some adorable widdle baby chicks chirping and the angry ranting of a crotchety duck ( Read more... )

Well, I will say this much: work goes much faster when I can be in three places at once!

*loooooong sigh*

Mister Jack, was this really necessary?

Where's that thief lad with the purple hair? I appear to be in the possession of his body at the moment.

Since I'm sure Mister Jack will have plenty of festivities for us this coming April 1st, I expect everyone to behave otherwise! There better be no firecrackers, no vandalism, and no tampering with faucets, salt shakers or clocks!

I've pulled seen plenty of pranks pulled in my time, so don't think you can pull a fast one on me, either!

*Scrooge woke up this morning to find that all of his feathers have turned a lovely shade of green*

...

Well, I do like green.

Mister Jack! Would you be so kind as to keep your late pet out of my office? He's been tripping me up everywhere I turn!

...and yes, I'm aware he's incorporeal! He keeps catching me by surprise!

What IS it about the dogs around here, anyway?

And here you can tell me if I'm doin' it wrong ( Read more... )

*Scrooge saw several of the envelopes around the school on Valentine's Day and left a single penny in each one. How generous! Don't spend it all in one place, you hear ( Read more... )

This place is a mess! There's blue goop everywhere! Where are those useless brooms when you need them?

Though I must admit, it was nice to have a wee bit of excitement! I haven't had a good scuffle in a while! They got a bit too close to the money bin for my comfort, though...But still! I want to know how those little wretches got in! Can't afford ( Read more... )

I suppose I should properly introduce myself! I am Scrooge McDuck, handpicked by His Royal Highness to watch the expenses of this school! This should be quite the challenge, judging by the size of this place! I haven't even seen it all, myself ( Read more... )