Voicemail

[momslilassassin]

Hey, you've reached Ben. I'm probably at the gym or Stark's or eating ice cream--shh, I don't want to hear about it, Ender and Karla--but I'll get back to you when I turn the comm back on if you leave a message!

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[ashockingbitch]

I don't care if you're dying or not, you can nurse your own bloody self. My head is killing me.

((From here))

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[momslilassassin]

[OOC: to here]

[endsthegame]

[ from here, god help us all ]

"I don't care whether or not you like girls. I think something funny's happening, so please stop calling."

[momslilassassin]

[OOC: to here!]

[konoha_flash]

[From here]

"I think you might have gotten the wrong number since I'm very much not a woman. And if the young lady in question called you 'hot', then yes she is saying that you're cool. Congratualations."

[momslilassassin]

here!

[outofthecage]

[From here.]

"While I'm uncertain as to exactly what a 'lapdance' entails, I can assume the basic details, and I assure you, I do not wish to receive one from you. Do not leave me another such message!"

[momslilassassin]

here!

[likes_chicken]

"Uhhh, what about my leg? And what do you want to do with me? I'm kinda worried after the whole stabbing foreplay stuff someone said earlier."

[momslilassassin]

here