You may never be ready. Maybe you should just do it. Sometimes that's what it takes.
I wanted to acquire information about your new boyfriend, so I went on your facebook and clicked on the relationship fellow's name, and I found the picture that came up hilarious. Then I thought to myself, "I hope that's not his dead father or something to that effect...having laughed at that would be hideous... OR, even worse, perhaps that IS a picture of Caroline's boyfriend and she's dating a middle aged man...oh dear." And now I'm thinking, "God, you never know, I guess she COULD be dating a middle aged man and now I've just insulted her and him. OR he's not middle aged at all, but just looks it! They're going to hate me!"
Hahaha. Oh well, the deed has been done. I have already insulted your middle-aged/with dead father/young but old-looking lover. It's too late now. Sweet name though! I have a guinea pig named Jasper. Oh no, now I just had a really terrible thought. I'm not even going to say that one. Okay. I'm done now.
ahaha. you have no idea how much i appreciate your existence. he's isaac, actually. for some reason i always am about to call him either luke or jasper. the luke one i rationalized, because jill has brothers name luke and isaiah (which i'm not sure how to spell) and like..i duno. jasper stumped me. anyways, i decided to tell him, cuz i thought it would be better than if i actually did call him one of those by accident, which would be pretty awkward. jasper stuck. it reminded me of you, actually. i remember you being pretty fucking fond of that name. i think you'd be fond of this jasper, too. he's pretty sweet.
we looked up jasper on google and decided that was one of the better pictures that came up.
You know, I thought that was sort of odd, that you went from saying, "Right now, I can't even imagine hanging out with anyone who isn't Isaac." to "Oh, news update! I have a boyfriend!" with it being someone other than Isaac. "Yeah, Mr. Boyfriend, I'm sorry, I can't hang out with you ever again. I can only hang out with my friend Isaac. But you're okay with that, right?" That probably wouldn't work out :D
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I wanted to acquire information about your new boyfriend, so I went on your facebook and clicked on the relationship fellow's name, and I found the picture that came up hilarious. Then I thought to myself, "I hope that's not his dead father or something to that effect...having laughed at that would be hideous... OR, even worse, perhaps that IS a picture of Caroline's boyfriend and she's dating a middle aged man...oh dear." And now I'm thinking, "God, you never know, I guess she COULD be dating a middle aged man and now I've just insulted her and him. OR he's not middle aged at all, but just looks it! They're going to hate me!"
Hahaha. Oh well, the deed has been done. I have already insulted your middle-aged/with dead father/young but old-looking lover. It's too late now. Sweet name though! I have a guinea pig named Jasper. Oh no, now I just had a really terrible thought. I'm not even going to say that one. Okay. I'm done now.
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we looked up jasper on google and decided that was one of the better pictures that came up.
i love you.
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