May 02, 2007 11:10
yes.... so I wrote another one-shot.. and it's pure smut.. with no real apparent plot to it..
HOWEVER! I can tell you where I got the idea from....
it was yesterday (yes I wrote this yesterday in the midst of studying for my midterm... imagine how well that worked out... on one hand thinking about smexy jaeho and the other thinking about second class citizenship and how it affects mexican and filipino workers in the US.) when I saw my friend wore this shirt that says :10 Reasons why you should date an engineer... it's so awesome.. so I got the idea for this...
don't kill me... it's my first actualy smut fic.. that I did by myself.
so here:
Title: 10 Reasons why I love like Jung Yunho, by Kim Jaejoong.
Rating: umm.... hows about I say it's R... maybe even NC-17... >< GAH! I don't know.. you rate...
Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, ( no matter how I wish for it) do not own umma and appa... or any of the dbsk members. *sigh* but credits to the plot, or lack thereof, and the writing, is all to me ^^
My comment: *bangs head on wall* I can't believe that I wrote this... don't hurt me please... even if it sucks.... or unoriginal, although I came up with it myself and not from reading other fics.. so... umm.. I thought it was pretty original.... >< and please comment and enjoy.. I'm somewhat of a comment whore... (okay fine.. I am)
so here...
10 Reasons why I love like Jung Yunho
“So, for this upcoming article, how about we do something different? I think it would be refreshing to have you guys each come up with 10 things why you love each other.” Five pairs of eyes glanced uneasily toward the voice of the speaker as if their secrets were revealed.
“Love?” the youngest chirped, voicing out the question that is embedded in the mind of the others. The female reporter giggled.
“Oh, you know, what you guys love about each other as friends. I mean, don’t you say that you guys are like family anyway? And don’t family members love each other?” Five men sighed in relief. They finally nodded and forced a grin, each of them engrossed in the piece of paper in front of them.
Jaejoong finished his list for three of his band mates in roughly 20 minutes. It wasn’t hard. These were basic qualities that the fans already knew. Why shatter their belief that they know everything there is to know about DBSK? Now, he was down to one member. The last but certainly not the least. He stole peeks at the person in question, thinking about events that exemplify the characteristics he loved most about the leader. And soon enough, his mind began to wander.
He scribbled on the top of a fresh page: “10 reasons why I love like Jung Yunho.”
“Jaejoongah…”
“Unnh?” came the half-asleep reply.
“Are you awake yet?”
“Yes Yunho, I’m still snoring and my eyes are closed cos I’m wide awake.” Yunho only chuckled at the reply, causing the older man to be more irritated. They hadn’t had much sleep the past week and tonight was the one night they finished early. Everyone had slept early that night to prepare for an early morning.
“You don’t snore silly.” Yunho replied, knowing his fake-ignorance will rile Jaejoong’s anger. Jaejoong only grunted angrily and turned away.
“Go to sleep.” No reply came from the leader, which brought a smile to the boy’s face. He was wiggling his body in his bed to find a better sleeping position when he felt a slight pressure on the edge of his bed. Before he even had time to turn around, an arm snaked its way toward his waist, followed soon by the full contact of a body on his back. “Wha?”
“Shh! It’s me.”
“Yunho! What are you doing? I thought you were going back to sleep.” Jaejoong whispered loudly.
“I can’t!” Yunho replied, just as loud, causing the others to stir.
“Why not?” Jaejoong insisted, this time much softer. The reply he got surprised him. Yunho simply pressed his lower body closer toward Jaejoong’s back. The latter’s eyes widened at the realization. Yunho was indeed, in many sense, AWAKE.
And apparently, from the way Yunho was leading him toward the work room, he wasn’t going to be able to go back to sleep either.
1) He sacrificed his sleep for the group.
“But Yunho! I’m sleepy! I don’t think I’d be able to concentrate on this right now.” Jaejoong sighed as Yunho cleared his desk to make room for Jaejoong’s body.
“That’s okay. I’ll concentrate enough for the both of us.”
Yunho then pushed Jaejoong’s body against the cold table, roughly tearing out the latter’s white wife-beater. Delighted with the sight of the porcelain bare skin in front of him, Yunho wasted no time in starting the action.
He nibbled on Jaejoong’s neck lightly, being careful so that it didn’t leave a mark. He then slowly worked his way down to the collarbone and the nipples, all the while keeping one hand under Jaejoong’s body and the other busy under Jaejoong’s sweatpants. He bit on Jaejoong’s hard pink stubs, causing the latter to groan from both the pain and pleasure. Then, he blew on the reddened area, inducing a shiver down Jaejoong’s body. He started to lick on the subtle scar left behind by the nipple ring that used to grace Jaejoong’s body.
He was surprised to find that, to him, the scar didn’t tarnish Jaejoong’s perfect form. In fact, it gave his figure…personality. The physique that gave off the impression of pureness has its dark stains as well. Well, whatever the reason may be, Yunho loved every inch of Jaejoong’s body, scar and all.
Yunho trailed kisses down his lover’s bare skin toward the abdomen and down the waistline. His ministrations stopped, to Jaejoong’s dismay, only to give way to Yunho’s removal of the offending sweatpants. In slow motion.
As much as Yunho wanted Jaejoong right then and there, he wanted Jaejoong to also feel the same way. For that, he must be patient.
2) He’s a good leader and is very good at taking charge of situations.
For every inch that Yunho lowered the older man’s clothing, he kissed the spot that has just been revealed.
“Damn it Yunho, just take it off!” To his dismay, Yunho simply chuckled and stalled the process. He lingered much longer at the pelvis, kissing and licking that area, inciting another whimper from the now desperate Jaejoong. His pants are painfully restricting his manhood and he wanted so desperately for relief. He began to reach for it, trying to take matters into his own hands, literally, but was immediately stopped by Yunho.
“Tsk tsk, such impatience. Be patient and you will definitely be rewarded.” Jaejoong pouted, again to no avail. He resorted to waiting, It seemed to Jaejoong that an eternity passed before he was finally rid of the offending piece of clothing. He sighed contently.
Yunho let out a whoop of delight seeing the jutting member. He stopped a minute simply to marvel the piece of art he’s working with. He felt his own body part throbbing and began to take his clothes off, piece by piece.
Finally, Yunho is down to his boxers while Jaejoong was completely bare on the cold desk, causing the latter’s body to tremble for the umpteenth time.
Getting excited, Yunho relieved himself of the undergarment. Jaejoong could no longer watch passively. He gulped as his eyes fixed themselves upon Yunho’s prolonged stripping act, which finally revealed, to Jaejoong’s satisfaction, a smooth, toned, and oh-so-sexy naked body.
3) He takes good care of his health.
As Jaejoong writes down the third reason, he began to think to himself, “Hey, this may not be so hard after all.”
Yunho then went to his drawer to take out a medium-sized container. Jaejoong glanced at the label, widening his eyes at what he read: ‘Strawberry scented lubricant - for maximum satisfaction.”
4) He is creative and likes to try out new things.
Wriggling his eyebrows, he opened the lid slowly and presented the opened container toward his lover. Jaejoong whiffed the fresh fruity scent and smiled. Strawberries have always been the theme that dominated their lovemaking. He knew that he was right in buying those strawberry-scented shampoos.
Now Yunho simply couldn't get enough of it and of Jaejoong too, of course.
Yunho placed a blob of it on his palms, rubbing his hands together to warm up the substance. He then closed the distance between him and his raven-haired lover, enveloping the latter’s member in both hands, working up and down slowly but firmly, kneading every inch without leaving any spot untouched.
Jaejoong moaned softly, enjoying the feel of Yunho’s large hands around his fully-alert appendage. Well, Jaejoong has got to hand it to him. Yunho definitely knows what he’s doing. Jaejoong has long forgotten his need for sleep.
5) He is smart and fulfills the needs of his fellow members.
Jaejoong voiced his discontent when he felt the full contact of air on his lower body as Yunho’s hands left their position. Yunho simply chuckled and winked at the older man before disappearing from Jaejoong’s view and bending down.
“Yunho, what are you…*gasp*” All words have left his mind as warmth once again enveloped him. All he could do was roll back his eyes and enjoy the treatment. It wasn’t until a few minutes later that his mind returned back to normal and realize that it was no longer hands that were giving him this pleasure.
“YUNHO! What are you doing? Is that stuff even edible?!?!” Yunho shushed him while handing the tub.
Jaejoong read the label: “new formula: edible.” Just that moment, Yunho flicked the tip of Jaejoong’s shaft, eliciting a louder gasp from the pale-skinned boy. Yunho expertly worked his trained mouth up and down the erect member, fully utilizing his tongue, causing Jaejoong to once again lose all sense of his surrounding.
Jaejoong began to rock in sync with Yunho’s blowjob, increasing the pace as well as the force with each thrust. It didn’t take long before Jaejoong felt himself reached his climax and let go. The creamy liquid filled and overflowed out of his mouth, trickling down his chin and down his adam’s apple. Jaejoong let out a loud howl, followed by the constant repetition of his lover’s name.
After Yunho has satisfied his appetite for Jaejoong’s inner core, he shifted his lustful gaze over Jaejoong’s body, slowly moving from the pelvis, to the abdomen, stomach, chest, collarbone, neck, chin, nose, eyes, each time leaving a kiss at the region. Finally, his lips found its home on the soft ones of his lover. It started out as soft, innocent pecks, which quickly progressed into a heated tongue battle.
6) He has an amusing talent that involves the use of his tongue.
They finally broke the kiss, breathless. Yunho grinned down at his lover, who grinned back contentedly. Jaejoong closed his eyes, trying to even out his breathing and relax.
“No no. You’re not getting off that easily. You’ve had your fun, now let me have mine.” Jaejoong opened his eyes in surprise. He sees the smirk on Yunho’s face and knew that he was serious.
“Gosh, Yunnie, you’re going to be the death of me.” They both laughed.
“But what a way to die, huh?” Yunho mounted the table and began to straddle the man underneath him. Jaejoong was surprised when he realized that his member was once again protruding shamelessly.
“Well, apparently, I’m not as tired as I thought I was.” Jaejoong then began to lubricate Yunho’s part, his hand moving expertly around the long shaft, massaging the limb firmly. Yunho groaned. Even at his most vulnerable time, he still managed to sound manly.
7) He’s manly. He is strong and dignified.
Jaejoong shifted his position so that he can have a better access and view of Yunho. He kissed the tip of Yunho’s manhood, using his tongue to occasionally tease the member.
“Hey, this stuff really does taste like strawberry!”
“Jaejoong…” Yunho glared, exasperated. Jaejoong looked up quizzically and saw Yunho motioned to his throbbing form. The former grinned cheekily before once again resuming his task. However, as Yunho is in the middle of reaching his climax, he pulled out of Jaejoong’s mouth. The latter was surprised, a questioning look in his eyes, half fearing that he wasn’t doing a good job.
“Not yet. I don’t want to end it like that.” Yunho then forcefully pushed Jaejoong back onto the cold table and mounted him. Due to the awkward height of the table, Yunho had to readjust his body to accommodate and account for the elevation, requiring him to bend his legs at an awkward position.
8) He is strong and flexible (NO! that’s wrong… ) He’s a great dancer with great stamina. (right.. that sounds better)
During this time, the other members were watching Jaejoong with curiosity, wondering why such a stupid list was causing so much excitement in the oldest member.
“Ready, Jae?” Jaejoong could only nod. Slowly but confidently, Jaejoong felt a familiar presence within him. A feeling of completion filled him.
Yunho remained motionless for awhile to prevent Jaejoong from being sore later on. It was a hard task for him, seeing as his mini-self seems to have a mind of its own. A mind that is currently protesting the lack of motion and is close to rebelling against the rest of Yunho’s body.
9) He has incredible self-restraint.
Thankfully, this wasn’t their first time and Jaejoong got acclimated to Yunho’s presence quickly. Still, Yunho looked at Jaejoong’s eyes for permission to go any further. The latter nodded and the lovemaking began. The pace was soft and slow at first, only quickly turning fast paced and fervent.
Just as they were getting comfortable with the pace, they heard muffled sounds of voices and doors being opened. Yunho looked at the clock hung on the wall, to reveal that it was already 7 o’ clock. It has been 2 hours since they both left the room, their longest escapade as of yet.
“Yunnie, you think we should…” Jaejoong whimpered in the midst of the wonderful sensation filling his body, trying hard not to make too much noise.
“Shh, Joongie. We’ll make it,” was all the reply. Jaejoong was glad. He didn’t want it to end. He wouldn’t even mind if he were to lose another night of sleep if only this could happen all over again.
Working quickly but efficiently, Yunho pumped in and out, still straddling his lover’s body. Jaejoong felt that his climax is nearing and Yunho sensed it. He kissed the tip of Jaejoong’s stiff member.
“A little bit longer, Jae.” Jaejoong’s hard attempt fail, however, as he was finally unable to hold it in and let go, squirting his core all over his and Yunho’s chest. Not long after, Yunho also reached his peak and released himself fully in Jaejoong. Panting hard from the act, Yunho grinned at his lover before him and began to lick the pearly substance off of Jaejoong’s chest.
Having done so, they lay spent on top of each other, hugging one another close. Their moment of peace was soon broken, however, as a knock can be heard from the door. Jaejoong applauded Yunho’s decision to lock the door.
“Hyung? Are you guys in there?” Junsu’s squeaky voice can be heard from the other side of the wooden door. Yunho cleared his throat.
“Yeah, we’re both here.” How he managed to say that with a straight tone and with such strength amazed Jaejoong.
“What are you guys doing in there?” Yoochun added. Soon enough, loud footsteps approach the door.
“Hyung! Are you guys eating my last piece of cake?!?!” Jaejoong giggled.
“No, doofus, you ate that last night as a midnight snack cos you were hungry, remember?” A light thud and a soft squeal can be heard, undoubtedly from Yoochun slapping Changmin’s arm and the latter’s protest of the abuse.
“We were just working on a project, that’s all. We’ll both be out soon.” Yunho winked at Jaejoong, who grinned back.
10) He works well under pressure
“Okay, here it is. I’m done with mine.” Jaejoong stated. He handed the four sheets of paper to the female reporter, who reviewed them. He was the last one to hand it in. After doing so, he joined the rest of the members, who were chatting happily amongst each other with Junsu doing some of his non-funny jokes.
The reporter reviewed all the lists from the members. She nodded at some, laughed at others, until she got to Jaejoong’s list about Yunho. Her eyebrow perked up. Her reporter senses were tingling. She thought back at the amount of letters she received from fans stating the reality of Jaeho. She didn’t want to admit it, but judging from what Yunho also wrote about Jaejoong, she was starting to have her doubts.
She glanced over to the five members, and true enough, Jaejoong was happily sitting next to Yunho, laughing away.
10 Reasons why I love Kim Jaejoong (by Jung Yunho)
1) He always willingly give himself to the group
2) He’s patient and always very willing to compromise.
3) He cares about the members’ health.
4) He’s always up to trying new things.
5) He would always let others take credit, and then praise them for being smart.
6) He has a very good oral capacity.
7) He is gentle and graceful.
8) He always has a strong will to learn and improve his flexibility dancing abilities
9) He goes out for what he wants.
10) He is understanding and supportive.
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