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[mom_of_steel]

Your Sunglasses Say You're a Realist

Comments

[hell_of_heaven]

I don't think that you need to be shaded from anyone.

[hell_of_heaven]

I find that's the absolute best way to make decisions.

[mom_of_steel]

You may not want to share that with your students.

[hell_of_heaven]

No... It's rather too advanced for them.

[mom_of_steel]

And they may be inclined to start picturing me naked.

[hell_of_heaven]

Well, they should be jealous of me, of course. It's only natural.

[mom_of_steel]

Because you don't even need to picture me naked?

[hell_of_heaven]

I might not need to, but I certainly enjoy it when I do.

[mom_of_steel]

I'm a little shocked you do at all. Do you not get to see the real thing enough?

[hell_of_heaven]

Martha, you seem to be quite unaware of how the male mind operates.

[mom_of_steel]

This is perhaps due to the fact that I am female.

Anyway, I thought all you men were supposed to spend your time fantasizing about women you can't have.

[hell_of_heaven]

Well, I can't have you every minute of the day. Alas.

[mom_of_steel]

The nation is certainly grateful for that.

[hell_of_heaven]

I view it as my patriotic duty.