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mom_almighty

Baseball metaphor

Sep 17, 2007 21:55

Okay, the original point of this post was to ask whether anyone still knows what the bases are. You know, the "five minutes in the closet" kind of bases. Masa and I, you see, realized this evening that we've been monogamous (and, you know, out of middle school) for so long now that although we know what a home run is and we're reasonably certain ( Read more... )

neither here nor there

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amymarr September 18 2007, 13:24:32 UTC

On the show "Robot Chicken," during a Harry Potter parody, Draco Malfoy has rigged the Sorting Hat to say how sexually experienced the wearer is. For Harry the hat spouts "VIRGIN!" and when put on Hermione Granger the hat shouts "SECOND BASE!" to the shock of everyone in the Great Hall.

WHAT!? BWAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome.

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amymarr September 18 2007, 22:25:18 UTC

This is really f'd up. What is a homerun, anal? Seriously, I've heard a lot of variations, but the actual deed has never been anything but home base...

lcmed September 18 2007, 19:59:18 UTC

Yes, oral sex is very popular among the teen set.

I guess I used to think that second base was feeling up and third base was feeling down.