Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, condensed, part 1 of 2

[mollyringwraith]

With no introduction and lots of spoilers, here we go...

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, condensed
By mollyringwraith, with all the usual apologies, disclaimers, and gratitude in J.K. Rowling's direction

Comments

[wildfyre]

LMAO!! This is genius! I especially ♥ :

VOLDEMORT: You know what it's time for? A long italicized interruption in the form of a redundant flashback! Muhahaha!

Because that passage was SO DAMN RANDOM!

[mollyringwraith]

It feels like we've already seen the Harry's-parents-getting-killed scene, or at least parts of it, in every book. I'm not sure why we needed it again...

[ithildyn]

We need more italics!

That was a lot of fun! Thank you :)

[ctrl_a]

Yay! There was too much awesome for me to quote, so I'll just say: I live to read these. :) Can't wait for the rest!

[nataliedihyp]

Can't wait for the rest of the album. Im planning of buying each of the T. R. I. C. K. Albums. Shatteredsouls Feb 15 8 10 AM The moment i saw the title i was like, "must be another rumor.

[maidenjedi]

"Fenrir Greyback and Associates" sounds totally like a pro-werewolf rights law firm associated very closely with none other than.....Wolfram and Hart.

;-)

[mollyringwraith]

Heheh--you're right! I'm quite sure they have contracts with each other.

[fenellaevangela]

Very funny read ;-)

Also, in reference to chapter seven: my friends and I regularly use 'playing Scrabble' as a euphemism for sex, so yes. That was amusing.