Ten things we can count on in the new Harry Potter book

Jul 15, 2005 15:03

darthbeckman started this list of things that will happen in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. (It's okay; these are not the spoilers you're looking for ( Read more... )

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r1cepudding July 15 2005, 22:14:22 UTC
Yay! I want to play:

1)Hermione quotes Hogwarts: A History
2)Snape says something snide and Harry bristles
3)Mrs. Weasley knits someone a jumper
4)Harry uses his CAPS LOCK OF RAGE
5)Everybody calls everybody else a git
6)Ron talks with his mouth full

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mollyringwraith July 15 2005, 22:46:57 UTC
Good ones! I do hope there's not as much CAPS LOCK OF RAGE as there was in book 5...

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kalquessa July 15 2005, 23:04:45 UTC
Seriously, the CAPS LOCK OF RAGE got reeeeally old after a while. As did Harry's mid-teen stupidity-fueled angst in general. Gah.

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floridagirl1025 July 16 2005, 01:47:33 UTC
I think that after rereading the fifth book and the CAPS LOCKS OF RAGE for the second time it put me in a bad mood, i was in a really bad mood and couldnt figure it out i blame the CAPS LOCK

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mollyringwraith July 15 2005, 22:47:33 UTC
No kidding...though now that they're 16, maybe Hermione will just take the initiative and plant a kiss on him.

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toasteraffair July 15 2005, 22:44:58 UTC
Hermione will get mad at Ron and Harry for not studying.
Gryffindor will win at least one Quidditch game.

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mollyringwraith July 15 2005, 22:47:48 UTC
Undoubtedly, undoubtedly.

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pippin85 July 15 2005, 22:50:11 UTC
1) Neville will forget the password
2) Professor Trelawney will predict someone's death
3) Ron manages to spill ink everywhere
4) Neville will get a Howler from his grandmother
5) Some one will like someone who doesnot like them back and procede to be angsty for the rest of the book
6) Harry and Ron get in trouble using the Marauder's Map AND/OR the invisibility cloak

that was fun ::big toothy grin::

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mollyringwraith July 15 2005, 23:20:50 UTC
I hope it all comes true. And I'm sure it will. ;)

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kalquessa July 15 2005, 23:11:07 UTC
Snape will leer and/or grin maliciously.
Also, he will swoop.
There will be romantic tension in abundance.
There will be theatrics on the part of Prof. Trelawney (probably because she now has to split her subject with a centaur)

Personally, I'm also hoping for a lot more weirdness from Luna and bravery in time of need from Neville. And maybe another dose of Tonks.

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mollyringwraith July 15 2005, 23:23:18 UTC
Yes, I do wonder what they'll do with Firenze. Lot of potential there.

I almost hope that Luna will come back from summer holidays with her hair brushed and a slightly more practical outlook on the world, and Harry will totally start crushing on her. (Though he'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone, since despite having improved she'd still be "Loony" to everyone.)

Snape might also swoop "threateningly."

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