Because Legolas is so pretty in pink...

[mollyringwraith]

I just watched Heathers for the first time in over a decade, and really I think it is high time I did this...

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Real Genius

[rikibeth]

Aragorn: This is the One Ring. This is what happens when power gets too concentrated. This is Boromir. This is what happens when an heir of Gondor gets too sexually frustrated.

Re: Real Genius

[mollyringwraith]

You'll never believe it, but I was actually hoping someone adapted that particular quote. VERY good job. :D

Taking the challenge

[kimuracarter]

*Aragorn weeps over Boromir's body*
Aragorn: Boromir, don't be dead, dude! *sees enemies rushing towards him* You killed Boromir, you Middle Earth dickweeds! RAAAAR!

Re: Taking the challenge

[kimuracarter]

Oops, forgot to say what movie. Sorry. Bill & Ted's Excellent adventure.
Bill: Ted, don't be dead, dude! ... You killed Ted, you medieval dickweeds!

Re: Taking the challenge

[mollyringwraith]

Hehehe...oh, of course; I know that one well. So when Aragorn kisses him on the forehead, I guess they both pull back and say, "Fag!" :)

Re: Taking the challenge

[curious_corax]

LOL, That was a good one. I knew what movie it was from when I read it.

Put some thick glasses on Sam.

[curious_corax]

Sam: "Mr. Frodo sir, would you like a piece of lembas bread? It's been in my pocket so it's real warm and soft"

Re: Put some thick glasses on Sam.

[mollyringwraith]

Hehehe! Good one!
Especially since Sean Astin was in one or two of those high school 80s films...

Re: Put some thick glasses on Sam.

[curious_corax]

This was a cool idea! I had many laughs. Heck, I may even come back.

Frodo and Sam's Excellent Adventure gets Short Circuited

[ladyaragorn]

Quotes from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Aragorn has just been crowned. He turns around to address the crowd and says: "Be excellent to each other"

Original quote -

Billy the kid: "Here's the deal: What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep."
Bill and Ted: "Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!"

LOTR version -

Gandalf: "Here's the deal: You're going to Mordor with Frodo."
Sam: "Sounds good, Mr. The Grey!"

Quotes from Short Circuit (first three originally said by Ben Jabituya, the Indian guy, fourth by number 5)

Legolas to Aragorn in Moria at Balin's Tomb: "We are wasting valueless time here."

Merry (or Pippin) later when the Balrog first approaches: "I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run."

Gimli to Aragorn about Eowyn: "Oooh, her pants are blazing for you, Aragorn!"

Gollum to Frodo as he holds the ring over the lava in Mt Doom: "No disassemble!"

Re: Frodo and Sam's Excellent Adventure gets Short Circuited

[mollyringwraith]

Sounds good, Mr. The Grey!

Heehee hee...

Re: Frodo and Sam's Excellent Adventure gets Short Circuited

[jadedanddark]

Gandalf looking up the Ring at the library: Input, input!