Star Wars/LOTR quotes? ("But I was gonna go to Frogmorton to pick up some power converters!")

[mollyringwraith]

OK guys, it's up to you to be funny today. In honor of the DVD release of The "Han Shoots Second" Version of the Star Wars films, here is what I suggest:

Just like we did with The Princess Bride, let's see if we can take some Star Wars lines (any of the three original films--screw that prequel crap) and twist and apply them to LOTR

Comments

[losile]

"You like me BECAUSE I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

*I* think Faramir to Eowyn, however...

Legolas: I love you!
Aragorn: I know *tumbles off of cliff into river*
Legolas: *hugs Gimli, sobbing*

heeheehee
compiling more as we speak....

~ Amy

[mollyringwraith]

Hehehe. Love it! Bring 'em on. I think I'll compile the whole list after a week or so and post it all with credits.

[alpheratz]

"You like me BECAUSE I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

Boromir to Aragorn? Vice versa?

[_honeyspider]

What I want to know is this:

Does Eowyn get to wear the little gold bikini?

[mollyringwraith]

Hehee. Maybe - though I say Frodo does, since he's the one who gets captured. ;) (Or maybe Merry or Pip.)

[_honeyspider]

*snort* They'd look lovely.

[ex_krazycat651]

*head explode*

AGAIN??
damn, it's expensive to replace heads these days.

[arianna77]

"You like me BECAUSE I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

Aragorn to the hobbits, in the Prancing Pony.

[losile]

BALROG: Your powers are weak, old man.

GANDALF: You can't win, Balrog. If you strike me down, I shall become more
powerful than you can possibly imagine.

ARAGORN: (in extended scene of fellowship leaving Rivendell) Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it.

ARWEN: That's right.

ARAGORN: Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess.

EOWYN: You're imagining things.

GRIMA: Am I? Then why are you leaning in to my cold clammy hand? Afraid I was going to leave
without giving you a goodbye kiss?

EOWYN: I'd just as soon kiss an Uruk.

GRIMA: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!

FRODO (to SAM): I feel like...I don't know...

STRANGE VOICE: Feel like what?

(scuffle ensues)

FRODO: (holding Sting to GOLLUM's throat) Like we're being watched!

GOLLUM: Away with your weapon! I mean you no harm.

[mollyringwraith]

Excellent! I knew there were tons of opportunities if we just looked closely enough. :D

[knitting_hobbit]

Losile, I like your lines -- and the Eowyn icon! :)