Chamber of Secrets, 10-minute version

Jun 26, 2010 09:45

Here it is! Enjoy...

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, condensed
By lemonlye (Molly Ringle), with apologies, disclaimers, and gratitude for J.K. Rowling ( Read more... )

funny, harry potter, writing

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neadods June 26 2010, 18:59:19 UTC
ILU. That is all.

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mollyringle June 27 2010, 15:12:45 UTC
Thanks! *sends big smoochy pink Lockhartian valentine*

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HARRY: Hey, weren't you the mayor of Sunnydale? jjschwabach June 26 2010, 19:03:20 UTC
Ohhh... I'm in credits :)!

Loved this. I was laughing all the way through.

Very nice job!

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Re: HARRY: Hey, weren't you the mayor of Sunnydale? mollyringle June 27 2010, 15:13:41 UTC
Thanks for the great suggestions! Glad it worked for you in the end. :)

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pokeystar June 27 2010, 03:02:11 UTC
~gigglesnort~

I especially loved young reader vs. parental reaction - oh, yes. Been there, done that.

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mollyringle June 27 2010, 15:14:22 UTC
Heheh--yeah, same could probably be said for all kids' fiction. We have to suppress snarky remarks all the time even with the picture books.

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naill_renfro June 27 2010, 09:07:36 UTC
"The Darker Image" - I love it!

"Terribly sorry, boys. One of them is your shared girlfriend."

!!!

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naill_renfro June 27 2010, 09:37:43 UTC
Oh, and I had to take several helpless-with-laughter minutes out for the Very Secret Diary chapter!

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mollyringle June 27 2010, 15:15:07 UTC
Thanks! I think that bit serves as a complete mini-parody within the larger parody...

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naill_renfro June 29 2010, 07:04:16 UTC
I was even inspired to go back and re-read the VSDs themselves...

"Ron will kill him if he tries anything." :-D

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mollyringle June 30 2010, 19:50:51 UTC
I re-read them before doing that section. Reminded me that someone had to be ready to kill someone else if they tried anything.

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