zombies? i don't think so

[mollyboy]

You're at the mall when the zombies attack.

You get:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting from the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you

What do you choose?

1. My disdain for the entire concept of zombies welded with a powerful deconstructive wit (That's more than one, you say?  Pshaw, I'll smash your binary thinking too!)

2. The

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[blue_sky_48220]

Pshaw, I'll smash your binary thinking too!

You are a very, very funny man. Zombies, beware!

[mollyboy]

Thanks! :)

[anonymous]

Awesome, Willow!

[quixotic_otaku]

Excellent!

[chamaedaphne]

I think you've suffered from too much literary criticism, maybe? Or rejection letters?

**I**, on the other hand, am truly terrified by the concept of REAL zombies someday attacking me. So I have a plan:

1. Weapon = Machete. Worked for Rwanda, works for zombies.

2. Xena, warrior Princess.

3. "We were Kung Fu fighting... [oriental] da da da da-da da da da da..."

I know I switched celebrity and song, but I think it makes more sense to picture WHO you're with, and then what music you hear. It's funnier.

i like the concept, but...

[feeltheword]

i would hate to see that battle. i don't think you and oscar would last very long, scoffing and pondering, against the undead hordes.

as for me:

1. , i like your reasoning. i would also choose a machete, expertly sharpened. i was initially thinking samurai sword, but zombies call for something a little more crude.

2. tool - "aenima" let's not mess around here. we're killing zombies, after all. plus, this choice gives me nearly ten minutes of fighting time.

3. joan of arc.