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[mollyawesome]

Dear Everyone Not from the East Coast,

I don't give a shit how fucking laid back you all are at home, or how chill you consider life to be. Fact of the matter is, you're in MY house now, and running on MY time, and you're gonna fucking pick up the pace. Quit forming a line across the entire staircase, or dawdling in front of the freezer debating

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[_whatallisnice]

hahahaha oh molly I know. fuck you, I don't care for people who call California "Cali." And if they don't like how it is here, go home. goddamn.

[mollyawesome]

the thing is, it's not even just them. it's the whole damn school. everywhere i go there's some slowpoke just taking it easy. fuuuuckkk thaaaat.

[me_an_my_star]

bastards. marie does this thing where she eats an apple as loud as she possibly can. when she drops a bit she leans over on her desk and sucks it up like a fucking vacuum. it's repulsive. she also reminded me literally 23 times today that her class was canceled. I almost choked a bitch.

[ash_garv_32]

i believe it is "Mango Tango" and it really is the best flavor. anyways yeah, we have plenty of THOSE here in ithaca. AND even worse, they say HELLA. to add more, the californians complain about EACHOTHER! saying, "well SHE's from NorCal, i'm from southern, we're much better." actually no, you both suck, so get your HELLA gayness outta here and go back to where you belong.

[mollyawesome]

lmfao. of course, it's just like us making fun of southies in plymouth, except different because it's NOT us and anyone who's NOT us isn't awesome.

[__popularbelief]

amen! wicked retarded? yeah, that always throws them off.
but you know what i really hate? the whole "o, sean, you're from boston, you must be used to this weather..."
used to it? USED TO IT?! as in, what, it just doesn't seem to effect me? o, please, go buy a sweater and shut up.

[bluesatinsashes]

this post is reason number 234234298 why i love molly s griffin.