[video]
[The video turns on, displaying a blurry dark shape. The high-pitched voice of a person who has no sense of "indoor voice" can be heard.]
Waa, there's a light! There's a light on computer-san!
[Oh, that dark shape was a little girl looking way too closely at the camera. She's moved back to a reasonable distance. Something about her looks a little familiar, though...her hair is quite an odd shade of red. Whoever she is, she waves at the webcam.]
Hello computer-san, my name is Akako and I am five years old today! [A closed fist is held out demonstratively.]
My daddy says that I'm gonna be the number one most beau~tiful girl in the whole wide world, and that all the boys will love me forever and ever! I don't know much about boys yet, though. I've never seen one, except Daddy and Idor. [She wrinkles her nose.] They don't count.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you a question, computer-san! [She looks from side to side cautiously, then leans in.]
Where are we?
Waa, there's a light! There's a light on computer-san!
[Oh, that dark shape was a little girl looking way too closely at the camera. She's moved back to a reasonable distance. Something about her looks a little familiar, though...her hair is quite an odd shade of red. Whoever she is, she waves at the webcam.]
Hello computer-san, my name is Akako and I am five years old today! [A closed fist is held out demonstratively.]
My daddy says that I'm gonna be the number one most beau~tiful girl in the whole wide world, and that all the boys will love me forever and ever! I don't know much about boys yet, though. I've never seen one, except Daddy and Idor. [She wrinkles her nose.] They don't count.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you a question, computer-san! [She looks from side to side cautiously, then leans in.]
Where are we?