Comments | moezuo: eleventh hit; audio.

moezuo

eleventh hit; audio.

Oct 29, 2011 18:59

[ Well. It's getting kind of late. The moon seems to be coming down, everyone is panicking, and Shizuo's still at the bar. Well, he's there to get his dogs and maybe serve some of the people who might want to stay for a "last time", but... people are talking about evacuations, their powers are going weird ( Read more... )

shinra hey want to be an astronaut, these tags are serious, smoking is awesome, like a bartender, one of these days, this is going to end well, bang pow right to the moon

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[Voice] I agree. It's awesome. ahardwiredheart October 29 2011, 22:14:32 UTC

[Ohey, you're going to hear from Yusuke again. He's going to think Shizuo's nuts, but at least he's not panicking. And yes. Yusuke was smoking while he waited for imminent death.]

Well... It's better than waiting for death. So, how do you plan to get on top of the moon?

[Voice] aw yeah. /o moezuo October 29 2011, 22:15:41 UTC

I think I can throw someone up there. I'll just give them a rope. [ this is the best logic ever. ]

[Voice] o/ ahardwiredheart October 29 2011, 23:02:27 UTC

[Well it may not be a gentler purpose, but it's certainly a good use of his strength.]

You'll... Throw someone up there? Well, I'd suggest a grappling hook.

[Maybe Link has one. And yeah. He's being just as serious. ... Although he's always serious.]

It gets more distance and you wouldn't have to rely on a person's strength to carry 50 people when they climb.

[He assumes everyone will be climbing anyway.]

But then again, the person can make sure to secure it on some rock.

[Seriously. Why is he giving so much thought.]

[Voice] moezuo October 30 2011, 00:23:20 UTC

That's a good point. [ Shizuo thinks for a minute. ] I'd trust a rock more than a hook. So I'll just toss someone up to tie it.

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[audio] doctorkishitani October 29 2011, 22:16:34 UTC

On top of the moon, you say?

[audio] moezuo October 29 2011, 22:17:31 UTC

Yeah. It'd be safest up there, wouldn't it?

[ but who could they... ] Hey, Shinra. C'mere.

[audio] doctorkishitani October 29 2011, 22:19:09 UTC

...It might be! I bet it'd be pretty interesting, at least!

Where are you?

[audio] moezuo October 29 2011, 22:20:03 UTC

The bar. We should have some rope here somewhere...

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[Voice] yellowthirteen October 29 2011, 22:29:36 UTC

[...He's heard worse ideas. At least this one is marginally more creative than hiding in the tunnels. But still.]

...Son, do you know what's going to happen to the moon when it hits a celestial body larger than itself?

[Voice] moezuo October 29 2011, 22:31:49 UTC

Huh?

[Voice] yellowthirteen October 29 2011, 23:00:50 UTC

...The moon is massive, yes. But this planet? It's much bigger. You ever seen a car hit a concrete wall going at top speed? It's going to be kind of like that.

The moon's probably going to be destroyed, when the force of its collision with this planet comes back on it.

[Voice] moezuo October 30 2011, 00:24:39 UTC

Well, it's better than just sitting around waiting to die. [ he grinds his teeth. ] It pisses me off. I don't have one of those penalties yet and I don't want one.

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[voice] imperial_uncle October 29 2011, 22:57:45 UTC

I just wonder if the moon would be really coming down.. wouldn't it shatter?

[voice] moezuo October 30 2011, 00:24:57 UTC

Would it?

[voice] imperial_uncle October 30 2011, 23:21:18 UTC

I am not sure, but I could imagine it.

[voice] moezuo October 31 2011, 04:31:56 UTC

It's either be crushed by a big rock or die on top of the big rock. I'll take whatever lets me live longer.

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[Voice] 4starsavior October 29 2011, 23:09:47 UTC

Can't we just blow up the moon if it looks like it's gonna hit? That'd be much easier!

[Voice] moezuo October 30 2011, 00:25:56 UTC

Wouldn't that just send all of it's rocks on us?

[Voice] 4starsavior October 30 2011, 03:56:32 UTC

If we hit it hard enough, it'd just turn into dust! It's happened before, back where I come from!

[Voice] moezuo October 30 2011, 04:00:23 UTC

Then why don't you just try it here?

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