I will help you, and it will be glorious. There will be plaques dedicated to us and everything. ... or y'know, people will just be like "I don't understand what's going on," and side-eye us.
He just wants all the prize-money for the KAAs (Killer Artifact Awards). We really should just get rid of him. We could even use it to re-enact our favourite murders. (I'm still bitter that they cut funding for the re-enactment club).
It's a hard knock life in that household. Everyday is just another reminder, especially now that Starburns' mom has alzheimers. All he wants is for her to remember who he is and stop mistaking him for that hobo that lived on her street when she was a teenager.
Also, I think I love you. I've totally been thinking that for the last three comments, but I didn't want to freak you out. I love you too. :D
AND SO IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS! We'll be the first people to win a publisher's prize for fanfiction and everyone will be jealous, and all those meany-bo-beanies from high school will regret ever making fun of us MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oops,crossed the line.
They use actual crime scene techniques to identify the real artifacts from the fakes, how the hell does he think he'll win? Sure, we think the police are kind of thick but they aren't that stupid. He's just asking to be killed. THEY GAVE FUNDING TO THE CRIME SCENE SCAT PRESERVATION CLUB BUT NOT TO RE-ENACTMENT CLUB? THOSE ASSHOLES!How many re-enactments do you think we could do? or are we just going to meld our favorite parts of all our favorite murders into one amazing murder we shall deem SUPERMURDER (I'm lame, it's cool!)
I've been thinking 'God, you're awesome' since you replied that you didn't think I was freaky, and then slowly fell in love as both stories blossomed. IT'S SO AMAZING!
Serves them right. Are they winning Pulitzer prizes for fanfiction about the backstory of a recurring character on a sitcom. I DON'T THINK SO!
Ugh, I guess he's just a dreamer. I hate Crime Scene Scat. They don't even need the funding. They have enough members to get them by just fine. Meanwhile, re-enactment's having bake sales just to pay for the authentic costumes. I think we should go for supermurder. We could revolutionize re-enactment groups everywhere. Who knows, maybe we'll even finally make it to regionals this year.
Mhm.It's like we're in a cheesy 80's movie and realizing we've found our perfect match, while More Than A Feeling plays in the background, and we drive away in my corvette.
We're opening the doors for other fanfiction writers to come into the spotlight and knock those people with 'original' ideas that we've read over and over on their asses. They don't know what to do with us ... maybe there will be a turf war. OH GOD YOUR STORY IS COMING ALIVE!
CSScat is just a bunch of rich people who don't even care that much about serial killers and why they kill. They're just a bunch of posers. As much as I love re-enactment club, and I toads want them to get the funding they need, they make the most deliciously badass cupcakes ever. Supermurder will happen, people need to know that they can't fuck with us. Everyone will look up to us. MAKE it to regionals? We're going to destroy regionals, and Nationals.
It's the best cheesy 80's movie. I toads looked up More Than A Feeling and played it while writing this.
Oh Lord. It's like I can see the future in the form of our art. THERE'S SYMBOLISM EVERYWHERE!
That's true. I think they put Vanilla extract in them, that's why they taste so good. Hopefully we'll make it to Nationals. I just don't want to lose to that team from Cleveland again. They're not even that good, they just always do an Ed Gein kill because they know that's the judges favourite.
Only vanilla? Jesus, is it mixed with crack? or did they pull a Glee and put pot in it? it's amazing. Hopefully, those Clevelanders have no originality. We should get different Judges this year if they're only going to choose their favorite murder scene. It should be the best choreographed.
This is just ... CE MANIFIQUE!
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... or y'know, people will just be like "I don't understand what's going on," and side-eye us.
He just wants all the prize-money for the KAAs (Killer Artifact Awards). We really should just get rid of him. We could even use it to re-enact our favourite murders. (I'm still bitter that they cut funding for the re-enactment club).
It's a hard knock life in that household. Everyday is just another reminder, especially now that Starburns' mom has alzheimers. All he wants is for her to remember who he is and stop mistaking him for that hobo that lived on her street when she was a teenager.
Also, I think I love you.
I've totally been thinking that for the last three comments, but I didn't want to freak you out.
I love you too. :D
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Oops,crossed the line.
They use actual crime scene techniques to identify the real artifacts from the fakes, how the hell does he think he'll win? Sure, we think the police are kind of thick but they aren't that stupid. He's just asking to be killed. THEY GAVE FUNDING TO THE CRIME SCENE SCAT PRESERVATION CLUB BUT NOT TO RE-ENACTMENT CLUB? THOSE ASSHOLES!How many re-enactments do you think we could do? or are we just going to meld our favorite parts of all our favorite murders into one amazing murder we shall deem SUPERMURDER (I'm lame, it's cool!)
I've been thinking 'God, you're awesome' since you replied that you didn't think I was freaky, and then slowly fell in love as both stories blossomed.
IT'S SO AMAZING!
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Ugh, I guess he's just a dreamer.
I hate Crime Scene Scat. They don't even need the funding. They have enough members to get them by just fine. Meanwhile, re-enactment's having bake sales just to pay for the authentic costumes.
I think we should go for supermurder. We could revolutionize re-enactment groups everywhere. Who knows, maybe we'll even finally make it to regionals this year.
Mhm.It's like we're in a cheesy 80's movie and realizing we've found our perfect match, while More Than A Feeling plays in the background, and we drive away in my corvette.
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CSScat is just a bunch of rich people who don't even care that much about serial killers and why they kill. They're just a bunch of posers. As much as I love re-enactment club, and I toads want them to get the funding they need, they make the most deliciously badass cupcakes ever.
Supermurder will happen, people need to know that they can't fuck with us. Everyone will look up to us. MAKE it to regionals? We're going to destroy regionals, and Nationals.
It's the best cheesy 80's movie. I toads looked up More Than A Feeling and played it while writing this.
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That's true. I think they put Vanilla extract in them, that's why they taste so good.
Hopefully we'll make it to Nationals. I just don't want to lose to that team from Cleveland again. They're not even that good, they just always do an Ed Gein kill because they know that's the judges favourite.
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Only vanilla? Jesus, is it mixed with crack? or did they pull a Glee and put pot in it? it's amazing.
Hopefully, those Clevelanders have no originality.
We should get different Judges this year if they're only going to choose their favorite murder scene. It should be the best choreographed.
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