ALISTAIR || DECREE 002 || [VIDEO]
[Alistair looks quite confused. Really, he has no idea what he's holding but it smells like fish... Some... fishy rice pastry. He studies it then brings it to his nose for a quick smell, snatching it away just as quickly]
... Well, while I'm quite... thankful really for these ... ermm... gifts... I'm not exactly one for odd foods. At least I hope ( Read more... )
... Well, while I'm quite... thankful really for these ... ermm... gifts... I'm not exactly one for odd foods. At least I hope ( Read more... )
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[The feed is upside-down, and shows a rather jealous Spain.]
You're so lucky! That turtle is adorable! Can I come pet it? [He seems excited at the prospect. It'd been a long time since he'd last seen a turtle. He almost had difficulty remembering.]
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Errmmm... I'm not the biggest turtle fan so I'm probably not giving the poor little thing enough attention... so sure, you can come give his itty bitty self all the attention your heart desires!
[He's holding the turtle against the screen now]
Duncan says hello!
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:33 < *ac sneaks up on the human holding the purrty turtle*
:33 < *she walks furry quietly so as to not startle him, then hops onto his back and gives him a warm kitty hug!*
:33 < *she pawnders if she might pawssibly have a nibble of that delicious looking fishy stuff?*
:33 < it looks pawssitively delightful! h33h33!
:33 < *she says that*
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[Alistair looks a little confused. This person has written him some... cryptic message, it would appear, suggesting actions and yet... none have occurred.]
..... Errmm, sorry, I haven't really gotten the hang of the... letters... on this thing.
[He looks behind himself. Is there really a person about to jump on him..?]
Anyway--this food is for Duncan... but he's small so I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing with you.
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:33 < *ac wonders if the human letters are hard to get used to?*
[Of course she assumes he means letters in the alphabet. Trolls don't have mail. They think mail is stupid.]
:33 < *ac is sure mr duncan wont mind some compurrny!*
:33 < *she even offurs to bring ofur some tea that she aquired recently!*
:33 < then all thr33 of us can have a tea purrty together!
:33 < it will be fun!
:33 < *she says that enthusiastically*
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[Well, this is certainly confusing. What an odd person--though, he has to admit, he has been around much weirder.]
Ah, I do like tea. I'm not quite sure what a tea 'purrrrty' is but I wouldn't mind having one. I also like fun, so that helps!
I'll have to ask Duncan if he likes tea parties. I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing some of his food as well. I need to teach him manners, after all-- [He looks to his turtle] Isn't that right, you cute little Duncan, you?
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Oh! You got food and an animal! That's so much better than what I got!
I got a gun and some smelly boots...
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Smelly boots...? As in... used boots...?
[He has no room to talk about smelly boots, himself. He's always wearing old socks...]
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Well, no. They smell really strongly of leather. It's gross. [He wrinkles his nose as if to prove the point.]
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Oh, I don't really mind the smell of leather. Means good, solid armor, if you know what I mean--But the worst stuff is Drake scale. Hate the things--absolutely obnoxious smell. Never had boots made of the stuff, though. Huh...
Anyway--are we allowed to trade our presents? Now that I think about it, I once overheard Zevran telling... a friend of mine... about loving the smell of Antivan leather boots.
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Oh hoh! Congratulations, your majesty. I would never have expected the hidden kinks in your royal armor.
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