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modernities

oh shit intro post

May 14, 2015 12:47

THIS JOURNAL IS FRIENDS ONLY.
→NOW ADDING.

Comment below if you want to get physical.

intro, i am a piranha i live in the amazon

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modernities May 14 2011, 19:01:01 UTC

FUCK YES.

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Re: let's get physical, physical modernities May 14 2011, 19:01:17 UTC

GURLLL.

Let's do this.

spurlunk May 14 2011, 18:59:43 UTC

Hi! I'm here from Tumblr and you probably don't know who I am (nerdyninjanicole), but I would be interested in reading what you have to say!

modernities May 14 2011, 19:01:48 UTC

Yes! Go right ahead! Friending you back :)

charmingnotion May 14 2011, 19:04:18 UTC

Heyyyy, this is charmingnotion from Tumblr. Just saw your post over there about revamping your lj and thought I'd add you. I haven't bee using this very often, but I'm attempting to jump back in this summer. Friends?

modernities May 14 2011, 19:05:00 UTC

SURE THANG.

OMGGG damnablebell May 14 2011, 19:05:15 UTC

I feel so privileged to have been your very first friend on this new account. Like, every time you make a post, I am going to mention somewhere in my comment how I was your FIRST FRIEND, so all your other friends will envy me and know that I am special. Like, every single comment will read, "Hi, Sam, it's great to know you're doing so well. Love, your wife and first friend on LiveJournal." Like, maybe that is a little high-school, but you are very popular and I have to stake my claim.

Love,
Your Wife and First Friend on LiveJournal

Re: OMGGG modernities May 14 2011, 19:07:18 UTC

You should leave me comments like

-GURL, YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
-EXCUSE YOU, IT WAS YOUR TURN TO WALK THE DOG, I JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL AND I AM FUCKING TIRED.
-THAT DINNER YOU MADE LAST NIGHT WAS HORRIBLE

My LJ will become like, the reality show of our marital problems.

ugh i love you what would my life be without you

Re: OMGGG damnablebell May 14 2011, 19:13:22 UTC

YES, I CANNOT WAIT. I hope you are prepared for your LJ's inevitable transformation into Emma and Sam: Not So Newlyweds. Speaking of which, have you paid this month's cable bill?

i love you. and while i am typing in tiny text, how many sentences in my last commment did i start with "like?" i gotta start proofreading.

Re: OMGGG modernities May 14 2011, 19:15:31 UTC

Gurl, I have the internet bill this month, you were supposed to be taking care of the cable bill, especially with all of that porn you order OnDemand.

I hope LJ can handle our love.

lol do not worry, i fucked up my html within the first four comments of this journal. i am the actual worst.