Observe this brilliant reasoning by
yarinaosu about why human couldn't have possibly evolved in Africa:
"Man cannot, archaeologically speaking, survive in Africa as primitive. As anyone who studied Anthropology and archaeology, man needed tools in order to evolve. Before tools, they could only exist off eating foods."
This is opposed to after they invented tools, when they decided to exist off of... more food.
Gah. I've seen pointless debates about evolution/creationism and theology, but this takes the cake.
You can read more of the stupidity
here.