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[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

Comments

[moarcrusadesplx]

Ten. And I can make more! But I probably won't need much for just one demon.

[moarcrusadesplx]

In the head. If I hit it there, then it doesn't matter what size it is!

[moarcrusadesplx]

Sharp! I made the heads with iron, so they go farther! And I've tested it on pagans who stole my men's armor-- it cuts right through!