here's a simplification of everything we're going through:
you plus me is bad news!
XXX
This is for civilized_era. :D It's just a short dialogue and they're probably OCC, but... D: It's all I can offer at the moment. Weeks ago, I was inspired by Sara's Love On the Rocks and I wanted to write a short Hanchul fic based on the lyrics, but I wasn't able to come up with anything that sounded appealing enough. Plus, black_goose already has a wonderful take on alcoholic!Hanchul.
Anyway, here it is:
XXX
“Two bottles of vodka, one of whisky, a pack of beer-”
“Two packs, I already told you, and that’s not what Kangin asked us to bring-”
“I don’t care what that fat ass wants, I’m here, so I’ll decide-”
“Is that absinth you’re trying to get?”
“Yes, and shut up already, okay? You and Kangin don’t know anything about partying. And I want to get Siwon drunk, just how am I supposed to do that with beer?”
“What’s with you and getting Siwon drunk?”
“None of your business. Now if you’d just make use of your height and do me the favor of getting three bottles of absinth-”
“Three?”
“I was actually thinking about buying more and stocking, you know? And don’t be such a pussy, Geng, it doesn’t suit you. As soon as we start drinking all this, you’ll realize we didn’t buy nearly enough, and what if someone else decides do join in? Like, I don’t know, Donghae.”
“Donghae wouldn’t-oh. I think I know what you’re trying to do.”
“No, you don’t. You’d be scared if you knew. Absinth, please? And don’t give me that look. Yes, three, okay. Now let’s get the dumplings you like so much, I’m getting sick of your Beijing Fried Rice.”
“…no, you’re not.”
“No, you’re not supposed to grin at me like that. Dumplings, Geng. I think they’re this way-and yesss, I was right, of course. How much do you think we need?”
“If you really want to get Siwon drunk, you shouldn’t even buy food.”
“We’re eating, not him. I want you conscious enough to remember what I’m gonna do when I get drunk.”
“What?”
“I said I want you conscious enough to remember what Siwon’s gonna do when he gets drunk. Right. Look, I think this is enough if we’re gonna be in five or six, what do you say?”
“Whatever you want.”
“That’s a dangerous thing to say, Hannie, although that’s what everybody should tell me all the time. Anyway. I think we’re done here. The money’s with you, right?”
“…”
“Geng…? You didn’t forget to bring it, did you?”
“I-”
“Oh, no no no. I don’t want to hear it. Just-just go back home right now and-”
“Heechul, we came here on foot. I’m not gonna go back and forth all the way-”
“Aish, it’s not that far away. But we can also call Kangin-wait, no, he’s gonna be pissed, and not the way he likes it. Oh, I know!”
“Hm?”
“I’ll pay.”
“What?”
“Keep squeaking like that, Geng, and you and I might hold a competition one of these days.”
“You wanted me to go back home and get the money when you could-”
“Listen, I only allow people to act like me once at a time, so quit the drama already. The problem’s solved, that’s what matters. I want to go home and get laid.”
“You wha-”
“Wasted, I want to get wasted. Seriously Geng, one would think I didn’t teach you anything.”
“Oh really.”
XXX
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This is for civilized_era. :D It's just a short dialogue and they're probably OCC, but... D: It's all I can offer at the moment. Weeks ago, I was inspired by Sara's Love On the Rocks and I wanted to write a short Hanchul fic based on the lyrics, but I wasn't able to come up with anything that sounded appealing enough. Plus, black_goose already has a wonderful take on alcoholic!Hanchul.
Anyway, here it is:
XXX
“Two bottles of vodka, one of whisky, a pack of beer-”
“Two packs, I already told you, and that’s not what Kangin asked us to bring-”
“I don’t care what that fat ass wants, I’m here, so I’ll decide-”
“Is that absinth you’re trying to get?”
“Yes, and shut up already, okay? You and Kangin don’t know anything about partying. And I want to get Siwon drunk, just how am I supposed to do that with beer?”
“What’s with you and getting Siwon drunk?”
“None of your business. Now if you’d just make use of your height and do me the favor of getting three bottles of absinth-”
“Three?”
“I was actually thinking about buying more and stocking, you know? And don’t be such a pussy, Geng, it doesn’t suit you. As soon as we start drinking all this, you’ll realize we didn’t buy nearly enough, and what if someone else decides do join in? Like, I don’t know, Donghae.”
“Donghae wouldn’t-oh. I think I know what you’re trying to do.”
“No, you don’t. You’d be scared if you knew. Absinth, please? And don’t give me that look. Yes, three, okay. Now let’s get the dumplings you like so much, I’m getting sick of your Beijing Fried Rice.”
“…no, you’re not.”
“No, you’re not supposed to grin at me like that. Dumplings, Geng. I think they’re this way-and yesss, I was right, of course. How much do you think we need?”
“If you really want to get Siwon drunk, you shouldn’t even buy food.”
“We’re eating, not him. I want you conscious enough to remember what I’m gonna do when I get drunk.”
“What?”
“I said I want you conscious enough to remember what Siwon’s gonna do when he gets drunk. Right. Look, I think this is enough if we’re gonna be in five or six, what do you say?”
“Whatever you want.”
“That’s a dangerous thing to say, Hannie, although that’s what everybody should tell me all the time. Anyway. I think we’re done here. The money’s with you, right?”
“…”
“Geng…? You didn’t forget to bring it, did you?”
“I-”
“Oh, no no no. I don’t want to hear it. Just-just go back home right now and-”
“Heechul, we came here on foot. I’m not gonna go back and forth all the way-”
“Aish, it’s not that far away. But we can also call Kangin-wait, no, he’s gonna be pissed, and not the way he likes it. Oh, I know!”
“Hm?”
“I’ll pay.”
“What?”
“Keep squeaking like that, Geng, and you and I might hold a competition one of these days.”
“You wanted me to go back home and get the money when you could-”
“Listen, I only allow people to act like me once at a time, so quit the drama already. The problem’s solved, that’s what matters. I want to go home and get laid.”
“You wha-”
“Wasted, I want to get wasted. Seriously Geng, one would think I didn’t teach you anything.”
“Oh really.”
XXX