when i think about you i touch myself

[mnightshyamalan]

Oh my how time flies when you're being anally probed in an alien space craft. Which of course means I've been busy being sodomised by my Sammy snuggle bunny since the completion of my new movie. Yay it's finally done!! I'm so excited I can't wait until I get to go out on the promotional circuit. It gets me out there you know, one on one with the

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[sam_mendes]

OMGZZZZ I'VE NEVER KNOWN LOVE LIKE THIS B4!!!! Baby U look so hott on the telly I'm sitting here yanking your love chain going SIGH SIGH HE IS MINE ALLLLL MINE. I mean wow. Your talent just "blows" me away, and by blow I mean hop to it, Raj Shmalshryhaan, this curry kebab aka my penis has a shelf life of about 5 minutes wink wink wink.

I LOVE YOU!!! Oh and ps meet me in the sex dungeon later and I'll punish you properly for not including my cameo in the director's cut of Signs lololololololz hehehehheheh <3333

[mnightshyamalan]

Baby you are so my fantasy. I want to lick, lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes and then I wanna move from the bed down to the floor. I will ride you like a bucking bronco and squeeze the life out of you while you're spewing your delicious man love seed inside of my tight hot body.

ILU2 SEX MACHINE <3333 The only reason I didn't include it is because you are my naked stud muffin and if anyone is wanking off to thoughts of you I want to be the one doing the wanking!!! Plz cum on my face too I have been such a dirty naughty boy :-*!!!!