Something I never thought to hear my 2.75-yr-old say...

Jul 14, 2013 16:37

..."Mom, do mermaids have vaginas?"

the things i hear, sprout

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sunflower_sky July 14 2013, 16:21:33 UTC
LOL. What did you answer?

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mnfaure July 14 2013, 16:42:51 UTC
"yes, honey." But then I thought, "Hmmm, fish anatomy? I dunno!" :P

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sunflower_sky July 14 2013, 16:56:22 UTC
Well, clearly if they seduced sailors, there must have been something to seduce them to do... o.O (Or maybe the sailors just never found out about the fish anatomy issue because the mermaids killed them first?!)

Thoughts you'll have to wait a good few years to share with your 2.75-year-old :D

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frigg July 14 2013, 20:33:23 UTC
I think that's a legit question!

Since mermaids have belly button (I think), and have mermaid babies, I would say they have a vagina. ;)

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asakiyume July 15 2013, 01:12:48 UTC
Yes, they have breasts, which mammals (but not fishes) use, so perhaps they conceive in the mammalian way... or maybe the breasts are merely like the dangling lure on an angling fish...

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asakiyume July 15 2013, 01:14:22 UTC
I don't think I knew the word vagina until I was about 8.

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khiemtran July 15 2013, 06:58:50 UTC
Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode where the Cat is granted his wish of a half-fish, half-biped lover. You've got it the wrong way around, his friends tell him, but the Cat has (atypically) thought things through...

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