With My Freeze Ray I Will Steal Your Panties (Dr. Horrible) (Billy/Penny)
Title: With My Freeze Ray I Will Steal Your Panties
Fandom: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Pairing: Billy/Penny
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Insert disclaimer here.
Warning: Voyeurism
Summary: Seriously… do you think any character played by Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t have a dirty streak? Pfff… Billy does what he does best… stalk Penny. The true reasons behind Billy's motives for the freeze ray aren't really pure at all, but what do you expect from Dr. Horrible?
Word Count: 700
The tree branch was digging into Billy’s ass and making it go to sleep. Fair enough, he had been perched up here for at least an hour outside of her bathroom, waiting for her to make a move. For someone who could be like clockwork at laundry, Penny was just so unpredictable for taking showers. Billy shifted his position slightly and flipped down his night vision goggles again. It had taken three robberies to work up the money to buy them, but it was worth every penny. Penny… sweet, sweet Penny. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t plan on fucking her long and hard, but he’d make sure she’d enjoy every single moment.
Now if only she would just take that shower. He wasn’t an opportunist. Just… making sure that people weren’t taking advantage of her. Her bathroom window wasn’t glazed… someone could spy on her as she walked in… just like now.
Billy’s tongue darted out to graze his lips as Penny walked into the room in nothing but a towel. His hand dropped to his groin and rubbed the erection already forming there. He bit back a grunt and a whimper as he began to dry hump his own hand, pushing his denim-clad package into his palm. Penny’s towel hit the floor and he nodded in approval. She waxed… the last thing he wanted was to pick pubes out of his teeth after going down on a girl. “If only I had your panties…” he murmured to himself, popping open the button on his jeans and unzipping his fly, shoving his briefs out of the way to free his dripping cock. He took pride that he was both longer and thicker than Hammer, even if the bastard did outweigh him. “That would be legendary. I bet you smell amazing… your sweet musk.”
Penny was in the shower now, rubbing soap over her body.... oh to be that soap. Billy’s other hand rose to his nipples, pinching them into little stiff pink peaks, rucking up his shirt to his shoulders, imagining being behind her, easing his dick into her tight little cunt or her anus since she was that sort of girl. Other men had been there before, both holes, he had been there to witness, same tree, same situation too, dick in hand, pumping away… but the sheer spunk he would produce would blast her clean. “Oh, yes.” He said as her fingers eased into her pussy, where they began to carress and tease. Thanks to the mike set up in her bathroom, every moan came in crystal clear on his iPhone. “You go ahead and do that. But don’t worry… some day… I will stop time… if I made a ray that could do that. Hmmm… stop time… come in there, slide my tongue into your mouth, run my hands over your hot little body, and I’d take a little trinket. I’d take those little soft cotton thongs you’d always wear and slide them off... slip them in my pocket and take them home with me. I'd lick them and taste your sweetness. You'd taste so good.” He pumped his cock for emphasis and reached back and fondled his testicles with a barely masked groan. Luckily, Penny didn’t hear. Billy smirked and started to whisper. “I’d wait until the washer you were on was on spin cycle, so your clit would be erect… throbbing… pulsing and you’d be so wet… your panties would be so soaked with your juices… dirty lonely girl. I’d move behind you and slide my tongue over your folds, fuck you with my tongue, caress your little anus. Mark you as mine… because one day, I will get up the courage to talk to you.” His hand sped up over his erection, twisting, pumping, jerking. “But until that day… I will stop time and steal your panties… yes… ohmotherfuckingyes…”
His orgasm bubbled through his spine, over his groin, and trails of thick white spunk decorated his belly, wrist, and groin. “Freeze ray,” Billy mused, still enjoying the aftersparks of orgasm as Penny was enjoying the first bits of hers. Good time to think up a slogan for the blog while it was still fresh in his mind. “Stops time… tell your friends.” And safer than “Freeze time… stops time… I’ll steal your panties.”
Fandom: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Pairing: Billy/Penny
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Insert disclaimer here.
Warning: Voyeurism
Summary: Seriously… do you think any character played by Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t have a dirty streak? Pfff… Billy does what he does best… stalk Penny. The true reasons behind Billy's motives for the freeze ray aren't really pure at all, but what do you expect from Dr. Horrible?
Word Count: 700
The tree branch was digging into Billy’s ass and making it go to sleep. Fair enough, he had been perched up here for at least an hour outside of her bathroom, waiting for her to make a move. For someone who could be like clockwork at laundry, Penny was just so unpredictable for taking showers. Billy shifted his position slightly and flipped down his night vision goggles again. It had taken three robberies to work up the money to buy them, but it was worth every penny. Penny… sweet, sweet Penny. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t plan on fucking her long and hard, but he’d make sure she’d enjoy every single moment.
Now if only she would just take that shower. He wasn’t an opportunist. Just… making sure that people weren’t taking advantage of her. Her bathroom window wasn’t glazed… someone could spy on her as she walked in… just like now.
Billy’s tongue darted out to graze his lips as Penny walked into the room in nothing but a towel. His hand dropped to his groin and rubbed the erection already forming there. He bit back a grunt and a whimper as he began to dry hump his own hand, pushing his denim-clad package into his palm. Penny’s towel hit the floor and he nodded in approval. She waxed… the last thing he wanted was to pick pubes out of his teeth after going down on a girl. “If only I had your panties…” he murmured to himself, popping open the button on his jeans and unzipping his fly, shoving his briefs out of the way to free his dripping cock. He took pride that he was both longer and thicker than Hammer, even if the bastard did outweigh him. “That would be legendary. I bet you smell amazing… your sweet musk.”
Penny was in the shower now, rubbing soap over her body.... oh to be that soap. Billy’s other hand rose to his nipples, pinching them into little stiff pink peaks, rucking up his shirt to his shoulders, imagining being behind her, easing his dick into her tight little cunt or her anus since she was that sort of girl. Other men had been there before, both holes, he had been there to witness, same tree, same situation too, dick in hand, pumping away… but the sheer spunk he would produce would blast her clean. “Oh, yes.” He said as her fingers eased into her pussy, where they began to carress and tease. Thanks to the mike set up in her bathroom, every moan came in crystal clear on his iPhone. “You go ahead and do that. But don’t worry… some day… I will stop time… if I made a ray that could do that. Hmmm… stop time… come in there, slide my tongue into your mouth, run my hands over your hot little body, and I’d take a little trinket. I’d take those little soft cotton thongs you’d always wear and slide them off... slip them in my pocket and take them home with me. I'd lick them and taste your sweetness. You'd taste so good.” He pumped his cock for emphasis and reached back and fondled his testicles with a barely masked groan. Luckily, Penny didn’t hear. Billy smirked and started to whisper. “I’d wait until the washer you were on was on spin cycle, so your clit would be erect… throbbing… pulsing and you’d be so wet… your panties would be so soaked with your juices… dirty lonely girl. I’d move behind you and slide my tongue over your folds, fuck you with my tongue, caress your little anus. Mark you as mine… because one day, I will get up the courage to talk to you.” His hand sped up over his erection, twisting, pumping, jerking. “But until that day… I will stop time and steal your panties… yes… ohmotherfuckingyes…”
His orgasm bubbled through his spine, over his groin, and trails of thick white spunk decorated his belly, wrist, and groin. “Freeze ray,” Billy mused, still enjoying the aftersparks of orgasm as Penny was enjoying the first bits of hers. Good time to think up a slogan for the blog while it was still fresh in his mind. “Stops time… tell your friends.” And safer than “Freeze time… stops time… I’ll steal your panties.”