Comments | mmmcradle: diana ross ships it.

whomever in mmmcradle

diana ross ships it.

Jul 29, 2008 15:48

Here's the list of current Breaking Dawn spoilers. Anything not on this list should go behind an LJ-cut for consideration of members, plz!

edward and bella get married.
and have a half-vampire baby.
named nessie, because bella is just that self-absorbed.
which is short for renesmee, because meyer is just that self-absorbed.
and they can do this because ( Read more... )

breaking dawn spoilers

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desertwillow July 29 2008, 23:05:14 UTC

Pink... I love you.

whomever July 29 2008, 23:14:04 UTC

I love you. :'D You in all your not-underage political correctness.

baphnexx July 29 2008, 23:16:38 UTC

rosalie may or may not have died. she's not in the epilogue. she's probably off smothering nessie.

WIN! =)

whomever July 29 2008, 23:17:13 UTC

I sincerely hope so. I'd be so pissed if I were Rose.

baphnexx July 30 2008, 00:10:33 UTC

If Rosalie.....dies I'll be beyond pissed!
I was a wreck when Dumbledore died, but it's war if Rose goes.

astrangerenters July 29 2008, 23:16:45 UTC

I spent like...twenty minutes discussing these spoilers with a coworker today. YES.

whomever July 29 2008, 23:17:35 UTC

Nessie spent twenty minutes living before she was promised for eternity. :'D

neekbreek July 29 2008, 23:19:32 UTC

LMFAO

heathus help me redpoisonapple July 29 2008, 23:22:53 UTC

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Nessie

The girl's name Nessie \n(es)-sie\. Diminutive of Agnes (Greek) "lamb".

Re: heathus help me whomever July 29 2008, 23:25:13 UTC

AHAHAHAHA. Thank you! My life just got even better.

Does that mean if they have a boy they'll name him Lionel?

Re: heathus help me redpoisonapple July 29 2008, 23:26:51 UTC

perhaps leon? leon cullen?

Re: heathus help me whomever July 29 2008, 23:29:42 UTC

Leo?

Man, at least Harry named his kids after dead guys. Bella doesn't even acknowledge people who lost their lives so she could "have forever" with her sparkly husband and the baby she never expressed interest in having. I secretly hope Nessie actually has like twenty-five names. One for every person who died so Bella could live to whine another day.

Win icon, by the way. Love me some Harvey Dent.

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xshinebrighterx July 29 2008, 23:29:25 UTC

rosalie probably couldn't stand the fail and killed herself.
wait......
she can't do that.

i don't know then.
D:

baphnexx July 30 2008, 00:12:19 UTC

She might, actually. You know, since SMeyer breaks her own rules all the time!

BECAUSE SHE'S PURE FAIL!

Rosalie > Breaking Dawn.