Noooo?

[harmo27]

Is that true Stephenie made a parody of Breaking Dawn? that's the book we are all reading by now?
I heard the true version of Breaking Dawn is not even print yet.
Hu
That would explain the "Renesme"...name...thing...
 

Comments

[mollywobbles867]

No, it's printed. It comes out in less than 24 hours. Stores have had it for weeks and a couple sold it early.

She made a parody for her publisher for lulz to show how she could piss us off.

I honestly think that the parody is better than this and is probably good. lol

[rainbowstrlght]

If the parody has either Edward/Bella dying, it would definitely be better. Anything sans The Nessie, actually. I'm honestly not that picky.

[harmo27]

sans Nessie? tu serais pas français toi par le plus grand des hasards?
Nope...I've been thinking about this a lot...In the parody, Bella'd have a child, a boy, Charcarlisle...and Jacob'd be gay...yeah, that rocks...

[wheezysgal]

I've been wondering what could possibly be in the parody - all the crack seemed to be used up for the legit book!

[ex_darkklin]

OMG LOL ! If that is true...No impossible I don't want believe that ! no, no, no. where did you see that?

[harmo27]

that was in bd_spoilme ...I think...but I'm sure I've seen it...

[ex_darkklin]

Ah Thanks. You believe in it? In my point of view I think the book available on the Net is truth :D I believe it but in 2 days will have the real book in my hands ;-)

And you ?

[rainbowstrlght]

As blissful as that would be - no, the version we've all read is real, and is what's being sold tomorrow. :(

[harmo27]

great...really...
I don't think I can handle this...

[echo_0]

I've heard this question too many times for my own comfort (and faith in humankind).

Sorry, but no. If a book, which is over 700 pages long and will probably be selling loads of copies tonight at midnight and early tomorrow morning, is coming out tomorrow, it must be in print already.

If you want a faint glimmer of hope, pray that it's just a fake copy zooming around. but even that is unlikely.