[Posted April 1, early in the morning]

[deadgirldropout]

Happy Birthday, Usopp!

I'm really glad we landed at an island last night while we were sleeping. I think we were all starting to get cabin fever, and now we can celebrate Usopp's birthday somewhere cool!

I peeked out the window already. Usopp. I'm pretty sure...yeah, there's a sign..it's Chocolate Island.

Comments

[black_hat_cat]

Fortuitous.

[black_hat_cat]

It's Chocolate Island; I'm hard pressed to imagine they don't.

Ah. Well, good. I think.

[deadgirldropout]

I'm excited. Do you have a favorite chocolatey thing?

It is good. And I love you.

[black_hat_cat]

Hmm. Not that comes to mind immediately, but I like dark chocolate, being that is has a flavor in and of itself beyond simply "sugar".

I love you too, George.

[deadgirldropout]

I'm sure that they have all kind of chocolatey recipes here that aren't too sweet.

Want to help me play pranks on people?

[black_hat_cat]

Most likely. In its original form, before first world societies refined it and integrated it into dessert form, chocolate was bitter and used mostly as a beverage. Have you ever had chocolate chili? I'm sure Sanji has heard of it. I had it once; it was quite good.

Absolutely. What did you have in mind?

[deadgirldropout]

I've heard of it, but I've never had it. I'm sure they have it here!

First let's do things to everyone who's still asleep. Write on their faces or put shaving cream in their hands and then tickle their faces with feathers or put their hands in warm water or throw flour on them or something.

And I have a whole list of things to do to Usopp, and I'll need your help with several, at least.

[black_hat_cat]

We'll have to see if they do.

Do you think that doing Sanji's makeup would be too cold-hearted even for me?

I have a list of things to do to Usopp too, but assuming you're talking about playing tricks on him, that's a different list. It's a good thing the day is young; it seems that we'll have our hands full for much of it.

[deadgirldropout]

You want to go exploring with me tomorrow?

I think that's an awesome idea. Do you need help?

I would like to see that list. And my list isn't really all that long. I'm not that creative or ambitious. But I have a few things?

[black_hat_cat]

I do. I'm sure there are plenty of ways for us to spend our time.

Being that I have very little idea how to apply makeup, yes, I'd be grateful for any help you could offer.

Do tell.

[deadgirldropout]

Great! It will be awesome to spend some time with you off the ship.

I thought as much. I'm in.

Not here. I think we should meet somewhere secret.

[black_hat_cat]

It will. I miss that already.

Excellent.

Hmm. You could find somewhere secret to be, and I can come and find you.

[deadgirldropout]

All day, just you and me.

I'm guessing you want to use my makeup too. I don't have much, so I think nabbing Michiko's is the best bet.

That sounds like fun.