MASSIVE STUPID

[mlfoley]

Loser can't get a gf, so he shoots up a gym room full of women and kills some of them, then becomes a noble An Hero. A "pick-up artist" (a man who preys on lonely men like a vampire) says, "Well, no wonder, dudes can't get laid, they're bound to act out, buy my book!" Of course, this doofus already had one of these schmucks. There's some fine

Comments

[mlfoley]

No, I meant men, as in, "I am alone, I must send this man money to learn how to get ladies."

[weishaupt]

All these poor lonely men need your vast experience in picking up women and getting laid and so forth. I think you should write a book. Please include lots of stuff about 60s Satanic cults.

[mlfoley]

The key to getting laid is in fact my extensive knowledge of 60s Satanic cults.

[marjun]

If a man thinks he's a "nice guy," but women are just bitches because they can't see him for what he is...well, maybe they actually are seeing him. It's not their fault they don't like what they see.

[rottensick]

I was secretly hoping that the romance guru/pick up artist was really Dimitri The Lover.