You know, these kids are SO LUCKY.

[mlewys]

Apparently, his alma mater, in a fit of retard-luck insanity, paid Patton Oswalt to give this year's commencement speech. Those kids were so lucky.

First off, I want to thank the teachers and faculty of Broad Run High School for first considering and then inviting me to speak here. It was flattering, I am touched and humbled, and you have made

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[mlewys]

Patton is awesome. Pure, unadulterated awesome.

[lordgloria]

"There Is No Them." I KNEW IT!!! ^_^

[mlewys]

There never have been a them. Doesn't everyone know that?

[lordgloria]

You'd think, wouldn't you?