Very Important Question

[mizufae]

If you're writing fanfic of two characters as inanimate objects, both of which identify as male, and they had metaphorical babies, do you have to warn for mpreg???

Comments

[goodnight]

This is the best entry I've ever seen...and it has a very 'if a tree falls in a forest' feel to it.

[mizufae]

But you gais it's a SERIOUS QUESTION

I really need to know~

[fairest1]

Hey, I know! It was hard to get people to give me a straight answer when trying to estimate how many Care Bears you'd need to skin to get usable pelts to make a suit.

[fairest1]

Only if the inanimate objects somehow give birth; otherwise I think it would be viewed as adoption.

[mizufae]

Okay hmmm will have to contemplate the great mysteries re: pottery familial bonds. I mean okay so a mug is made by a dude and that mug loves another mug and that same dude makes more mugs and the original mug and his beloved mig raise the new mugs like kids. So is that like older siblings or guardians or what

[fairest1]

Somewhere between older siblings and guardians, I'd say. Wouldn't count as mpreg unless they somehow removed a portion of their own clay and made a baby mug out of that.

[mabonwitch]

I agree with this assessment. Also, I love your ridiculous questions, mizu.