Dear Sugar,

[mizkit]

You’ve probably noticed by now that I’m not coming around as much anymore.

I’d like to say it’s not you, it’s me, but the truth is it’s you. I find you irresistible, and the only way I can deal with that is by walking away from you entirely. You don’t make it easy, either, with your ice creams and cakes and chocolates all easily available and

Comments

[martyn44]

Fight the good fight, etc. You really - as in REALLY - do not want to get acquainted with Mr Sugar's evil antagonist, Mr Metformin, or the thug sitting in the back room paring his nails, Mr Insulin.

[hzatz]

"They all fit into my pants better than you do."

Does Ted know? :-)

I haven't given up Sugar, but over the last two months I have become regular pals with Exercise Bicycling. Since that seems to be worth a pound a week recently, Sugar and I can stay together for a while longer. Sugar is particularly understanding, as it's all an effort to try to break up with Anxiety and Prediabetes. Prediabetes isn't too bad to hang out with, but I'd really rather avoid her bigger sister, who *really* doesn't get along well with Sugar.

[mizkit]

He must, he laughed out loud when he read this entry! :)

[valancymay]

I wish I also had the courage to step away, but I just love him so much - and I'd have to give up Caffeine as well, and then I'd be all alone. And sleepy. It might be an abusive relationship, Sugar and I, but it's all I've got. I've given up all my other vices; I can't lose Sugar as well.

[captainlucy]

I'm sorry to hear of your split, but I know it's for the best. I hope it can be amicable and that you and Sugar can remain friends in the future. And good luck in the hippy love commune with Swimming, Walking and Pilates! ;)

[st_rev]

I dumped Sugar and took up with Bacon.