C6DVD!!!!!
Despite the NASTY sheet of ice that is my street (and seriously, FOUR days off school for kidlets is inSANE), my postman brought me awesome treats today!!
For the second year I got cards from the Rays and Ben, and I couldn't be happier! Especially since they're all daed 2011, so that means this is a long-term relationship. \BOYS/
This first is from Ray Vecchio:
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Here's the text:
Hi Benny, Hi Kowalski,
Not trying to make any kind of stupid joke with the "fruit" card - just the only one they had that wasn't completely wrong. They do't seem to make "Happy Valentine's Day from a guy to two other guys," go figure.
Benny, the conference is boring but fine, but I gotta say I never thought I'd be in Canada without you. At least when you're not along Canada doesn't try to kill me. It hasn't YET, anyway.
I miss nome, though. I miss Benny sitting on the couch with some giant book in his lap and his reading glasses on. Reading glasses are a stupid thing to miss, but I do.
And Kowalski, I miss your cocksucking.
I'll be home soon - happy Valentine's you two, don't have TOO much fun without me.
Love,
Ray
I absolutely love the reference to Canada trying to kill him, and the reading glasses *happysigh* and that he put in the cocksucking part made me laugh so hard.
Next was Fraser's reply:
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Hello Ray -
I am forced to agree with you on the lack of commercial cards with appropriate sentiments. I though perhaps the cardinal would remind you of the uniform.
I'm sorry you are bored, but you must admit that "Online Law Enforcement Across International Borders" is an important and emergent field. Given the subject matter, however, it does seem ironic that they couldn't somehow hold the conference in a chat room.
I personally find my aging eyesight an annoyance, but the idea that you are charmed by my reading glasses ameliorates this somewhat.
Am I to conclude, from which sentiments were aimed at whom, that I need to practice my fellatio skills?
I jest.
But surely some practice when you get back couldn't hurt.
We miss you Ray - come home soon and safe.
Love,
Benton
This is so terrifically Fraser - the language (ameliorates! jest!), the jokes, just everything about this card made me happy.
And then we get to Ray Kowalski:
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Vecchio - If we
all gotta say where
we got our stationary -
I got this off the
grocery-list pad on
the fridge. They got
penguins in Toronto,
right?
(Fraser is looking over
my shoulder. He just
said a bad word.)
"I miss your
cocksucking?" This is
your idea of a
Valentine's sentiment?
You are some romantic,
buddy. I gotta give
you that.
Seriously, tho,
hurry back. I got
no one to work on
the car with & Frase
gets twitchy when
you're gone too long.
Stay safe, don't
let 'em bore you to
death with
politeness-
Love,
Ray
This made me smile so big! I love that he didn't use a card, that he ended up with two colors of ink, and that he used the word "sentiment." But most of all, I love that he let RayV know that Fraser worries, like he'll disappear again.
THANK YOU ever so much, wonderful cardmaker/sender - this has made my day soooooooo much better!
For the second year I got cards from the Rays and Ben, and I couldn't be happier! Especially since they're all daed 2011, so that means this is a long-term relationship. \BOYS/
This first is from Ray Vecchio:
2011VD-RV
C6DVD
2011VD-RVinside
C6DVD
Here's the text:
Hi Benny, Hi Kowalski,
Not trying to make any kind of stupid joke with the "fruit" card - just the only one they had that wasn't completely wrong. They do't seem to make "Happy Valentine's Day from a guy to two other guys," go figure.
Benny, the conference is boring but fine, but I gotta say I never thought I'd be in Canada without you. At least when you're not along Canada doesn't try to kill me. It hasn't YET, anyway.
I miss nome, though. I miss Benny sitting on the couch with some giant book in his lap and his reading glasses on. Reading glasses are a stupid thing to miss, but I do.
And Kowalski, I miss your cocksucking.
I'll be home soon - happy Valentine's you two, don't have TOO much fun without me.
Love,
Ray
I absolutely love the reference to Canada trying to kill him, and the reading glasses *happysigh* and that he put in the cocksucking part made me laugh so hard.
Next was Fraser's reply:
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2011VDBF-inside
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Hello Ray -
I am forced to agree with you on the lack of commercial cards with appropriate sentiments. I though perhaps the cardinal would remind you of the uniform.
I'm sorry you are bored, but you must admit that "Online Law Enforcement Across International Borders" is an important and emergent field. Given the subject matter, however, it does seem ironic that they couldn't somehow hold the conference in a chat room.
I personally find my aging eyesight an annoyance, but the idea that you are charmed by my reading glasses ameliorates this somewhat.
Am I to conclude, from which sentiments were aimed at whom, that I need to practice my fellatio skills?
I jest.
But surely some practice when you get back couldn't hurt.
We miss you Ray - come home soon and safe.
Love,
Benton
This is so terrifically Fraser - the language (ameliorates! jest!), the jokes, just everything about this card made me happy.
And then we get to Ray Kowalski:
2011VD-RK
C6DVD
Vecchio - If we
all gotta say where
we got our stationary -
I got this off the
grocery-list pad on
the fridge. They got
penguins in Toronto,
right?
(Fraser is looking over
my shoulder. He just
said a bad word.)
"I miss your
cocksucking?" This is
your idea of a
Valentine's sentiment?
You are some romantic,
buddy. I gotta give
you that.
Seriously, tho,
hurry back. I got
no one to work on
the car with & Frase
gets twitchy when
you're gone too long.
Stay safe, don't
let 'em bore you to
death with
politeness-
Love,
Ray
This made me smile so big! I love that he didn't use a card, that he ended up with two colors of ink, and that he used the word "sentiment." But most of all, I love that he let RayV know that Fraser worries, like he'll disappear again.
THANK YOU ever so much, wonderful cardmaker/sender - this has made my day soooooooo much better!