inyri forge - not 17 - star wars - barthing

[mm_kayzie]

Inyri Forge, not seventeen...more like...thirtyahemahem, wanders into the Bar. And thank gods because her kid was about to drive her up a kriffing wall. Not to mention her boyfriend.

She soooo needed a drink.

Hence! Inyri at the Bar, bottle of Whyren's and a glass in front of her. OM NOM.

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[allthenoise]

Now, that--

That is amazing.

Jeran sidles closer (innocently) and smiles at this woman who looks so much like Inyri. (Perhaps it is her mother.)

"What's so awful that it's driving a beautiful woman like yourself to alcoholism?"

[majorinyri]

"Oh, but I can't. Wes and I are disgustingly adorable." She says this completely deadpan.

So it might be true. Or she might be sarcastic.

[allthenoise]

POSSIBLY IT IS BOTH.

Jeran just snorts and pours himself another drink.

Whateverrr, Inyri.

[majorinyri]

"It's like living with two kids." She says truthfully after a moment. "But blah blah whatever, I love 'em."

[allthenoise]

"See, that's adorable," he says with a slight grin. "But I can forgive it. I'd say I can see it, but he still kind of is a kid when I know him, so I don't think it counts."

Just a kid who keeps punching him in the face. :(

[majorinyri]

"I'd say that it's weird imagining Wes any younger than his old man state...but I'm pretty sure he's retained all that childlike wonder, so there's no point." She's grinning down at her glass now. "I think Cal is actually more mature than Wes is."

[allthenoise]

Blah blah, yeah yeah, he gets it, you two are perfect for each other, whatever. He can't handle that much adorableness. He's going to throw up. At least he can mess with the teen versions, even if they are still stupidly adorable.

He manages to muster up some more interest, though.

"How old's your kid?"

Jeran Harris: making RPers try to work out awkward things one question at a time.

[majorinyri]

The adult versions are probably just as easily riled up. Luckily, Inyri doesn't go for little kids~

"He's four." Inyri says after the mun decides that Inyri is totally 32.

[allthenoise]

But maybe her cradle-robbing boyfriend will show up~

"Aw, little and cute," Jeran says with a grin. "Old enough to communicate, too young to be too much of an annoying brat. Perfect age."

Well, until he's sixteen and old enough to flirt with.

[majorinyri]

Inyri's hoping her cradle-robbing boyfriend won't CHEAT ON HER WITH JERAN.

"I know." Inyri grins. "I live with the kid. He's adorable."

Takes after his mom. *preen*