A beautiful, well-muscled woman, with long blonde hair drawn back in a messy ponytail, is sprawled out at the bar. In front of her is a line of four upside-down shot glasses, with two more straddling the spaces between the first three, pyramid-style. In her hand is another shot, likely tequila. She stares straight forward as she holds it under
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She raises a curious eyebrow. (Humans, sometimes.)
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"Am I still breathing?"
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She has a point, really.
"Because if you are - then, yeah. I'll assume you're still breathing."
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"Barkeep?"
While another shot is being poured, she looks back at the woman. "What do you mean, 'you're human'? What else could I be, a golden retriever?"
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So when one of the glasses doesn't land quite right, it rolls down the bar to clink against a beer. The man drinking picks it up, and then gets up to walk down the bar to where the woman sits, drowning her sorrows (and killing her liver).
"Better get some water in you, or you're gonna hate yourself tomorrow." More then she hates herself now, anyway.
Please ignore that it's the devil telling you this, Katchoo. He's a nice guy (and only the antichrist, if you want to be technical).
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She catches sight of the man who spoke to her, and stares for a moment, her eyes wide (not to mention glassy from all the booze.
Finally she clears her throat.
"Dude... you know, Halloween isn't for another couple of months..."
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His eyes are the color of hell's flames, flickering with some dim, internal light, soon matched by the red cherry glow of his cigar as he lights up and takes the drag.
"Meant what I said, though. You're gonna have quite a hang over."
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She stared until she realized she was staring, and shifted her eyes to the side.
"So... um... you're... um..." She looked back. "What are you?"
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