Donna Noble, Doctor Who (post-Runaway Bride, pre-season 4), Millibar

[mm_joann]

So, a screaming woman in a white wedding gown walks into a bar...

Wait.

No.

A lady with a rockin' pinstripe suit enters the bar and stops dead, her mouth falling open in shock.

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me."

Comments

[hasfearitude]

"Move it, comin' through--"

Look at that, a nice friendly mop to the shoes.

You mean that's not what Donna wanted? C'mon, she's standing where he's trying to clean.

[loud_and_ginger]

"Watch it, mate!"

But she does move out of the way, where she can return to her gawking in peace.

"I'm in a bar."

[hasfearitude]

"--huh."

He stops and leans on his mop to watch her for a moment. When he speaks again, it's now with a (very bad) Cockney accent:

"Does look like it, doesn't it, sweetheart? I don't suppose you've got the slightest Scooby Doo about what's going on."

[loud_and_ginger]

"Are you mocking me?" Her eyes narrow. (He has incited the Wrath of Donna. Fear.) "Is this some kind of joke to you? You just hang around with your- your bigger-on-the-inside run-down little bit of nothing office and wait for girls to wander in by mistake, do you?"