oh dear god, WHAT HAVE I DONE.

[mitzuki_chan]

ohmygod you guys, dead, i just spent like, four hours writing this and i have a shitload of exams coming up this week and i didn't even wake up until 3 this afternoon, oh god PRIORITIZING WHY DID GOD SKIP ME WHEN THAT SKILL WAS GETTING HANDED OUT. /wails

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[goddessmcgeek]

I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL GIVE YOU LOVE ANYWAYS. I'D SHOW YOU THE FLASH SHIT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON BUT IT'S A BITCH. SO INSTEAD.

[mitzuki_chan]

AHAHA OHMYGOD YOU ♥
DON'T EVER READ THIS OHMYGOD I AM STILL LIKE *APPALLED* AT MYSELF *HANDS* IDEFK. WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEE. WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CAAAAAAAS. C'MON HURRY THE FUCK UP TINYPIC AND GIMME MY PRETTY PRETTY CAAAAAAAAAS.

lol yes hon, that is indeed how you spell 'procrastinating' /giggles.

[metaallu]

HERE IS MY COMMENTARY NOT OUT LOD SUCH THAT I WILL NOT EMBARRASS THE BOTH OF US FOREVER.

Are you too mentally incompetent to even find it now?
No, honey. He is too drunk.

where his cock was interested before, it’s invested now.
You, ma'am, are witty.

on exactly six separate occasions
Because, you know, that's important when you're getting a blowjob.

but Merlin mumbles ‘love you’ against Arthur’s lips and suddenly the kiss has snuck its way onto Arthur’s Top Ten list of Best Kisses
..... You know. My brain suddenly said, "WAS IT A MALE HEAD CHEERLEADER?" which is just ridiculous.

[mitzuki_chan]

LOL THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING THIS LITTLE SHRED OF DIGNITY TO REMAIN BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ♥

He is too drunk.
tbh, i was originally going to have stoned!merlin, but i was having trouble coming up with a way of presenting the ensuing blowjob in a way that was not, y'know, COMPLETELY ILLEGAL.

You, ma'am, are witty.
wai thank youu -bows-

Because, you know, that's important when you're getting a blowjob.
arthur is like that, he likes to keep count. besides, having an exact number makes it easier to him to rib merlin about it later.

"WAS IT A MALE HEAD CHEERLEADER?"
AHAHAHAHAHA, OHMYGOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT.

[metaallu]

i was originally going to have stoned!merlin
Stoned!Merlin would be kind of weird.... Drunk just seems more likely xD

having an exact number makes it easier to him to rib merlin about it later.
This is true.

OHMYGOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT.
You see? This is why you are friends with me BD

[mitzuki_chan]

it was going to be stoned!merlin who didn't even know he was stoned, just that he felt funny and kind of woozy and maybe that thing they were passing around at the afterparty wasn't just a cigarette after all, hmmmmmmm.

i am always right >D

lolol ohmygod, now i am kind of imagining male head cheerleader=kurt aldkfjasldkf WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, BRAIN, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.