Twisted Wishes!

[mithrigil]

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Come play with me!

Step one: Make a wish.

Step two: Someone will fulfill it, but not in the way you'd expect.

I'll start!

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot out.

Comments

[byzantienne]

Congratulations! Winter is coming.

I wish I didn't have to teach basic grammar today.

[artillie]

How do you feel about teaching calculus, then?

I wish I didn't have to take public transit.

[byzantienne]

The public transit has been defunded due to the government going broke. I hope you have a car. Or good shoes.

I wish my university was not in New Jersey.

[mithrigil]

U Bumfuck, of course! With tenure!

I wish everywrites were active.

[seekingferret]

I wish I had more paradoxes in my life.

[bleachedphoenix]

After this, you'll never want to see one again:

[karthur]

I wish I could find some inspiration to write!

[seekingferret]

I want to see "I will not smoke in the bathroom between classes." on the blackboard 200 times before you leave detention.

[bleachedphoenix]

I wish to be added to mith's epic_is_epic community to satisfy my X/1999 cravings!