Dear Power Cable. . .

[mitejen]

I feel it is incumbent upon me to point out the very bad timing of your complete failure as a working device

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[mitejen]

Awesome. Spiders tend to be more honest about their life functions in my house--perhaps they sense that's the only way they're going outside, otherwise they are going either in the trash or down the sink.

I thought for a month I was Jesus when I was eight, because every time I went to clear up a 'dead' cockroach with a napkin the bastards kept coming back to life. I thought the spell involved a napkin and the words 'Ew, it's the trash for YOU, buddy' and would bring back anyone.

[mitejen]

Nope, it was a very short-lived delusion.