... Is this how Matt Engarde feels?

[mistytpednaem]

StumbleUpon linked me here without any warning that it was supposed to be, in fact, a tongue-in-cheek website.

I still can't shake off this feeling of mild paranoia.

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[ginga270]

...!

I DIDN'T KNOW SHELLY HAD A WEBSITE WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

[mistytpednaem]

IT IS NOT HIS

FOR ONE, HE'S NOT A "HITMAN"

FOR TWO, HE THINKS THESE FELLOWS ARE RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED

AND THEY WON'T EVEN MEET THEIR CLIENTS, WHAT IS THIS MANNER OF FOOLISHNESS

[ginga270]

OH THAT'S RIGHT I FORGET HE'S AN *HONORABLE AND DISTINGUISHED ASSASSIN*

EVEN THOUGH HITMEN AND ASSASSINS ARE CLOSE TO BEING THE SAME THING BUT WHATEVER

YEAH SHELLY'S GOT MORE BALLS THAN THESE GUYS, THEY CAN'T EVEN MAN UP AND MEET THEIR OWN CLIENTS >:[