Keeyong: It’s near Pudu Jail (referring to this)

Me: Yeah, that’s where all the dead bodies are.

The Godfather: *wide eyes, terrified look on face* Dun bluff wei.

[Ian]: Dead bodies?

Me: From Pudu Jail.

The Godfather: Dun bluff wei. Dun bluff. *the look on his face was priceless*


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Fef: Then we shared the fingers.

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Me: I’m going for Nescafe, anyone want anything?
Ian: *after a brief silence* Where is this Fondle Cafe?
Office: *crickets*

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While reporting to Happy about our training…

Happy: Healthy constipation?

Me and Fef: *ded of laughter*

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Nyan: *pats mE*

Me: Chibi ja nai. -_-”

Fef: *horrified look* I heard STD.

Me: *throws Shugo at Fef*

Happy: I heard conjunctivitis.

Me + Fef: *ded of lol*

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Me: Ok, I know this may sound wrong, but does anyone have anything I can bite on?

Princess: Here, my nuts.

/Out of context

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Me: … if I die it’s all your fault XD
Rin: a challenge of epic proportions
Rin: it’s okay, if you die halfway at least you leave a solid body of work behind
Me: … solid body
Rin: win-win situation
Me: … BODY
Rin: :D

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In today’s out of context conversations:

Aturan: What’s the proper way to do it?

Marauderz: The proper way to do it is to stick it where the sun don’t shine until we need it.


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Fef: [To Princess] Are you touching my legs?

A few seconds later:
Fef: Good thing I’m wearing thongs today (she said pants, I heard as thongs).

20 Mins later:

Happy: My hands are tired.

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Eight: What’s wrong with “Flash your card” ?
Secret: Flash your cock? You shouldn’t do that in public you know.
Me and Eight: *facepalms and snerks*


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