Comments | mistressindi: it's going to tunnel under my house and steal my easily pawned electronics

mistressindi

it's going to tunnel under my house and steal my easily pawned electronics

May 22, 2011 16:06

Yesterday a friendly and smiling and Hello Ma'am-ing cop showed up at my door to inform me that the house next door had been broken into. "They lost a coupla tvs," he told me. "Didja hear anything?"

(I've noticed, lately, that I'm getting a lot of "Ma'am" from people. I am not sure how I feel about this. I'm not yet old enough to really enjoy my ( Read more... )

riley, only me, floridiana, facepalm

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maiasaura May 22 2011, 20:41:17 UTC

ARMADILLO????? YEAH RILEY! Can she eat it? And... did you get a picture??

mistressindi May 22 2011, 21:33:49 UTC

Alas, I did not. No dillo pictures for me. It was a standard nine-banded armadillo though, they're not particularly rare.

glitterberrys May 22 2011, 21:32:23 UTC

oh RILEY.

mistressindi May 22 2011, 21:34:14 UTC

Yup. That's my girl.

countlibras May 22 2011, 22:57:26 UTC

lol! go get 'im Riley!

mistressindi May 23 2011, 00:54:38 UTC

I think I need to install an elaborate system of bells. Ring this one to go outside, ring this one if there's something you want to chase, ring this one if there's something dangerous.

And then remove all but the dangerous one, because they'd be CONSTANTLY GOING OFF ALL THE TIME otherwise.

scatteredlogic May 22 2011, 23:14:20 UTC

Hee! Good for Riley, though. She knew something that didn't belong there was prowling around outside!

mistressindi May 23 2011, 00:57:01 UTC

By the time the police arrived the filter that runs between Mouth and Brain had started working again, so I did not give the "Good idea not touching it, they can carry leprosy" speech.

In retrospect I am not sure if this is good or bad.

jmlease May 26 2011, 05:12:08 UTC

Hee! Stay away from them 'dillos...

mistressindi May 28 2011, 22:59:00 UTC

It was kinda cute, in a creepy hairless prehistoric way.