a vonnegut adventure with antifreeze

Mar 08, 2011 08:54

"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a ( Read more... )

only me, it never goes smooth, wacky machinery

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glitterberrys March 8 2011, 16:51:44 UTC
Boss, you're GIFTED. I didn't know anyone could break a car just by sitting in it. Hee.

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mistressindi March 8 2011, 19:30:39 UTC
I AM JUST THAT GOD DAMN SPECIAL I TELL YOU

*sigh, facepalm*

The best part? Right after my car blew this real nice clean young pair of yuppies showed up at the park to take pictures of their kid (maybe a year old? somewhere between baby and toddler) with big painted boxes that had his name spelled out on them one letter at a time. The name: BENNETT. That's a lot of boxes.

And there's me in my pathetic car just sort of sadly steaming in their general direction. They didn't stay long.

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