"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a
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*sigh, facepalm*
The best part? Right after my car blew this real nice clean young pair of yuppies showed up at the park to take pictures of their kid (maybe a year old? somewhere between baby and toddler) with big painted boxes that had his name spelled out on them one letter at a time. The name: BENNETT. That's a lot of boxes.
And there's me in my pathetic car just sort of sadly steaming in their general direction. They didn't stay long.
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