my loyal minions

[mistressindi]

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[onthefloor]

ohgodohgod XD

<3 IKEA!

[mistressindi]

'Twas my first IKEA-ing. It was kind of like being lost in a giant theme park exhibition where the theme was Swedish Home Furnishings.

I'd like the place better if there wasn't one big winding path and you could just dodge through departments. But, I'm more of a "go in, get predetermined object, get the hell out" sort of shopper.

[glitterberrys]

Okay, see, next time you do Ikea, you have to read EVERY PRODUCT NAME out loud in a Swedish chef voice. IT MAKES IT EVEN MORE FUN.

[mistressindi]

What the hell makes you think I wasn't doing that ANYWAY.

(Actually I wasn't. I tried to say everything with Estonian pronunciation, which I think makes it EVEN BETTER.)

[glitterberrys]

YAYFLAIL!

I'll share my fries with them anytime.

[mistressindi]

They don't want to share. I asked if they wanted anything and they said no. They want to STEAL.

[oregoonie]

IKEA = combine. Tell me you can't put together at least five all-Swede hockey teams from the names at that place.

[mistressindi]

I kept saying to Bleu, "Oh, Borkenstordern? He plays for Calgary."

Until it wasn't funny anymore.

I kill jokes.

[countlibras]

lol! love it.

[mistressindi]

They love to explore. They really do.

[ireth]

They're so devious lol

[mistressindi]

Tricksy little trooperses!