things not to say at the doctor's office

[mistressindi]

Y'know, if your doctor is in any way serious. Mine wasn't, so it's all good.

"That's kinda scifi. I was expecting it to suction onto my forehead or something."

"Oh, sorry. Doctor deep breaths, not yoga deep breaths?"

"C'mon, be honest, I can take it -- do I have aliens?"

(I have bronchitis. I am sad because I got pills and not the pink

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[glitterberrys]

I'm always a little disappointed when I don't get the gritty pink goo. Even though that stuff was nasty and I hated it.

BTW - Mucinex. The liquid, not the pills. THAT SHIT WORKS. It tastes like ass and my gave you the shits, but it's worth it to not cough like a sick sea lion at night.

[mistressindi]

I'm supposed to take that, the DoctorDonna told me to. She's cool. She also gave me homework - "Go look all these up on the internet and call me back next week if the gut thing is still going on and tell me which ones sound like you and which ones don't."

I liked the pink stuff.

[glitterberrys]

I didn't like the pink stuff. But I did like that grape cold stuff that tasted like candy. Was that Dimetapp? I can't remember.

I want a doctor who encourages me to look up stuff on the internet!

[mistressindi]

I know, right? As soon as she said that I was all, "Oh, I like you!"

The grape cold stuff was Dimetapp, yes. What's that for, anyway?

[juvenilewreck]

I hate how they always give you humongous horse pills when you have bronchitis and it hurts to even think about swallowing. =[

[mistressindi]

They're capsules. They FLOAT. This is problematic.

[gonzo21]

But on the plus side the pills should clear it up quite quickly.

[mistressindi]

Pink stuff would've too. I'm sick, I don't have to be reasonable.