"I am going to call and complain if they charge me five bucks."

[mistressindi]

Finally gave Dave that surprise present I ordered for him sixty billion months ago.

His response: "You should have opened it up and watched it!"
Me: "It's your present! I'm not going to open your present."
He: "I already knew I was getting it."
Me: "You'd forgotten all about it until I reminded you just now."
He: "But I still knew."Me: "

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[oregoonie]

DAMMIT.

I'm telling you, you should try no 'pooing. It's not as fun as a zamboni, but it works. And it's cheap. And when you're done, you can go bake a cake.

[mistressindi]

"We try to make cake but is... fire."