Trendy trendy trend whore ( Read more... )

I was looking up sites with band fag jokes at about one am and found a list of people arguing about how awesome band is. Seriously, there was this one chick who was all like I'M SO GOOD AT THE CLARINET OMG. And another guy who was all like, "stop using bad grammar. You give a bad name to trumpet players like myself ( Read more... )

Oh, how I wish I went to Claire's party yesterday... supposedly they had to teach Rob to make and eat a taco because he was raised in Poland and this is his first one... sigh... the laughter I could have had...

"I'm really gonna knuckle down. I'm going to study more and sleep less. I'm gonna get out of nursing school"

--my mom.

I wrote this down to remind her whenever she gets lazy.

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves ( Read more... )

I got a bowl yesterday. I mean, the world's greatest bowl. Why is this so great? Simply because there is a shortage of bowls and spoons in my house. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

We should have sex.

By we, I mean anyone who leaves a comment.

Fuckers.

THE UPDATE WHORE RETURNS ( Read more... )

I just saw the video for paranoid by black sabbath and ozzy has the same haircut as my mom. Friggin' weird, man.

I said I would do it and I did. The one quiz to rule them all--

http://quizilla.com/users/Akene/quizzes/Are%20you%20a%20true%20band%20fag%3F

1. Who are you ( Read more... )